# Donald Trump

*"me goin to hav covfefe"* --president of the [United States](usa.md)

TODO

He is the smartest [capitalist](capitalism.md) of all time, which puts his intellect somewhere between a dolphin and a rat. When written in [binary](binary.md), his [IQ](iq.md) goes into triple digits!

Lololoololol he won again because the only alternative they offered was a [woman](woman.md) :D Amazing. Wait, also wasn't he supposed to be in jail or something? Oh wait no, he is rich, makes sense. Anyway, great job [retards](usa.md).