# Disease

Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and [consoomerist](consumerism.md) diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to [shit technology](capitalist_technology.md). Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:

- [ADHD](adhd.md)
- [ambition](ambition.md)
- aphantasia
- "[asexuality](asexuality.md)"
- assburger
- [assholism](assertiveness.md)
- [audiophilia](audiophilia.md)
- [avoidant personality disorder](avpd.md) (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
- [autism](autism.md)
- [cancer](cancer.md)
- [capitalism](capitalism.md)
- crippling [purity checking](purity_checking.md)
- chronic downloading
- citation addiction, also known as [pseudoskeptic](pseudoskepticism.md)'s disease^[1][2][3]
- [consumerism](consumerism.md)
- [data hoarding](data_hoarding.md)
- [depression](depression.md)
- dyslexia
- [egoism](egoism.md)
- [Emacs](emacs.md)
- epilepsy [LMAO](lmao.md) imagine being so gay that bright colors make you faint
- [euphoria](atheism.md) over one's own intelligence
- excessive [lurking](lurking.md)
- extra chromosomes
- [furry](furry.md) disorder
- [homosexuality](gay.md)
- hopping:
  - [browser hopping](browser_hopping.md)
  - [distro hopping](distrohopping.md)
  - [text editor hopping](editor_hopping.md)
  - [git hopping](githopping.md)
  - [language hopping](language_hopping.md) and [paradigm hopping](paradigm_hopping.md)
  - [license hopping](license_hopping.md)
  - ...
- [imageboarding](imageboard.md)
- infantile behavior
- lack of [IQ](iq.md)
- lack of internal monologue
- [liberalism](liberalism.md)
- lust for [identity](identity_politics.md)
- [maximalism](maximalism.md)
- [mechanical keyboard](mechanical_keyboard.md) obsession
- [minimal brain damage](minimal_brain_damage.md), [minimal brain](retard.md)
- [narcissism](narcissism.md)
- [nationalism](nationalism.md)
- [NPC](npc.md) disease
- [object obsession](oop.md)
- obsessive [shitposting](shitpost.md) (for example writing a wiki)
- [optimism](optimism.md)
- [privacy](privacy.md) hysteria
- [pedophobia](pedophobia.md)
- [pride](pride.md)
- [productivity](productivity_cult.md)/robotization
- [retardation](retarded.md)
- [self interest](self_interest.md)
- [schizophrenia](schizo.md)
- [shitty body](body_shaming.md)
- [transsexualism](tranny.md)
- [tool slavery](tool_slave.md)
- [troll personality disorder](troll_personality_disorder.md)
- Unix [ricing](rice.md)
- ...

In [21st century](21st_century.md) mental diseases are kind of like [Pokemon](pokemon.md): everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.
