less_retarded_wiki/elon_musk.md

# Elon Mu$k

Elon Musk is an enormous [capitalist](capitalism.md) dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His [IQ](iq.md) is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.

TODO: more dirt

Musk's company [Neuralink](neuralink.md) killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty ([sauce](https://me.mashable.com/tech/22724/elon-musks-neuralink-killed-1500-animals-in-four-years-now-under-trial-for-animal-cruelty-report)).

TODO: that moment he tried to play [superhero](hero_culture.md) when the kids got stuck in the cave :D
Update 2022-12-17 13:14:37 +01:00			`# Elon Mu$k`

Update 2024-06-15 01:24:09 +02:00			`Elon Musk is an enormous [capitalist](capitalism.md) dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His [IQ](iq.md) is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.`
Update 2023-01-13 23:32:35 +01:00
Update 2024-02-25 01:09:12 +01:00			`TODO: more dirt`
Update 2023-01-13 23:32:35 +01:00
Update 2024-02-25 01:09:12 +01:00			`Musk's company [Neuralink](neuralink.md) killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty ([sauce](https://me.mashable.com/tech/22724/elon-musks-neuralink-killed-1500-animals-in-four-years-now-under-trial-for-animal-cruelty-report)).`

Update 2024-05-02 22:35:34 +02:00			`TODO: that moment he tried to play [superhero](hero_culture.md) when the kids got stuck in the cave :D`