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# Ashley Jones
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*"Either she's genius at comedy or he's genius at comedy."* --comment under one of her videos
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Ashley Jones (born around ?1999?) is a rare specimen of a [based](based.md) [American](usa.md) biological (which on occasion gets questioned) [woman](woman.md) on the [Internet](internet.md), a [politically incorrect](political_correctness.md) [red pilled](red_pill.md) comedienne who is sadly no longer underage. Ashley Jones IS NOT DANGEROUS. She got famous through [4chan](4chan.md) (which now she abandoned and no longer likes) and similar boards thanks to having become red pilled at quite an early age: her being a pretty [underage girl](jailbait.md) on 4chan definitely contributed to her fame, however she started to create masterful OC comedic videos with which she managed to win the hearts of dedicated fans that wouldn't abandon her even after they could legally have sex with her (at least in theory). For some time she used mainstream platforms but, of course, [censorship](censorship.md) would eventually lead her to [self-hosting](self_hosting.md) all her stuff with [free software](free_software.md), which she now supports. She loves old vintage technology, has pug [dogs](dog.md) and in one video said she had a brother, but not much else is known about her. It looks like she might be from Minnetonka in Minnesota, because she sometimes talks about that town and even posts photos that look like other photos from that shithole (in her cooking video she even showed "her house", but may be a [troll](trolling.md)). Ashley Jones ruined her reputation for your sins.
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Her website is newly at **[https://dukenukemis.cool](https://dukenukemis.cool)** (previously [https://icum.to](https://icum.to), also her image board is at https://tubgurl.com). Some of her old videos are archived on [jewtube](youtube.md) and bitchute. Currently she seems to be focusing more on videos about technology before doing comedy. If you can, please go donate to Ashley right now, we don't want her to starve!
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*Ashley is such a cutie.*
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**Why is she so based?** For example for the following reasons { Note that this is purely my interpretation of what I've seen/read on her website. ~drummyfish }: She is a pretty, biological woman (i.e. NOT some kind of angry [trans](tranny.md) [landwhale](fat.md)) BUT she shits on [feminism](feminism.md) and acknowledges plain facts about women such as that they usually need to be "put in line" (with [love](love.md)) by a man and that they are simply different. She makes a nice, ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING, well made politically incorrect stuff, her art is sincere, not trying to pretend anything or ride on some kind of fashion wave. { NOTE: Ashley pointed out that her site is NOT an art project or "social experiment". Indeed, this is not the intended meaning of the word "art" here, we simply mean "work" or "creation", just to make it clear. At LRS we kind of hate the word [work](work.md) so we often say "art" instead. ~drummyfish } She is VERY talented at comedy, hosts her OWN video website with a modest fan following and even though on [Jewtube](youtube.md) she could get hundred thousand times more followers and make a fortune, she doesn't do it because that would compromise her art and prevent her from doing what she really wants to do -- in fact recently she started to depart more into other topics, like technology repair, which probably in terms of popularity rather "hurts the numbers", but she just does it because it's what she likes and wants to do, it can be seen that she doesn't lust for simple popularity but rather for sharing truly interesting stuff. She does ask for donations but refuses to monetize her content with [ads](marketing.md) or [paywalls](paywall.md), creating a nice, pure, oldschool place on the Internet looks to truly be the one thing she's aiming for. She makes [fun](fun.md) of herself (like that she has a crush on [Duke Nukem](duke3d.md) lol), masterfully plays along with jokes blatantly sexualizing her and does some cool stuff like post measurements of her asshole and finding her porn lookalikes for the fanbase. It looks like she possesses some skills with technology (at least [Luke Smith](luke_smith.md) level), she supports [free software](free_software.md). She acknowledges the insanity of [pedophile](pedophilia.md) hysteria and proposes lowering age of consent (despite saying she was NOT a pedophile herself). She wants to normalize nudity, and doesn't shave her legs, she discourages makeup for females. Her website is quite nice, 1.0 style, with high [LRS](lrs_wiki.md)/[4chan](4chan.md)/[Dramatica](dramatica.md) vibes, there are "offensive" jokes but she stresses she in fact doesn't encourage violence, real racism and that she's not an extremist -- in one video she says she dislikes transsexuals and wants to make fun of gays but that in fact she doesn't mind any individual being gay or whatever, basically just opposing the political movements, propaganda, brainwashing etcetc., i.e. showing the exact same kind of attitude as us. She also understands Internet [culture](culture.md) and things like [trolling](trolling.md) being part of it -- in one video she clearly separates Internet and [real life](irl.md) and says you "can't apply real life logic on the Internet", that's very mature. By this she for example supports consensual incest. She even freaking has her own imageboard that's by the way very good (although now she says it's mostly occupied by retards, but she still keeps it running for them, that's very [selfless](selflessness.md)). She advocates [piracy](piracy.md) instead of giving money to [corporations](corporation.md): extremely based. She seems to see through propaganda and brainwashing, she says she does "not accept the reality" forced on her by this society, something we say and do as well, she shits on vaccines and likes cool "conspiracy theories". Yes, she seems SMART, she sees the power game of the elites, the propaganda, warns about it, shits on it. She seems to know how to write [English](english.md) without making 10 errors in every word. She advocates ETHICAL veganism, to spare
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Sure, [we](lrs.md) find disagreements with her, for example on the question of [privacy](privacy.md), but if we call [Diogenes](diogenes.md) a based man and [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md) a based website, we also have to admit Ashley Jones is a based woman and her website is likewise no less cool. At least at the time when this article was written. Even if she gets spoiled and one days turns 180 degrees from everything she stood for, the image of what she was will remain for others as an example, she is an original thinker and created something greater than a human can be: an immortal imagine of what one can hope to be.