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# Micro$oft Window$
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Microsoft Windows is a series of malicious, [bloated](bloat.md) [proprietary](proprietary.md) "[operating systems](os.md)". AVOID THIS [SHIT](shit.md).
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Windows has these advantages:
- none
Windows has these disadvantages (this is just a few things, we can't possibly aspire to recount them all):
- It's slow, huge, ugly and gigantically [bloated](bloat.md).
- It's [proprietary](proprietary.md), you have no control over it, it does whatever it wants.
- It spies on you.
- It has blatant backdoors, Microsoft can absolutely take over your computer whenever they want.
- It's paid and expensive.
- It needs to restart on updates, it won't let you reject updates, it will restart in the middle of your work and ruin it.
- It shows you ads.
- It crashes extremely often.
- It doesn't work.
- You can't customize it.
- It forces you to update to newer and shittier versions.
- It forces you to constantly buy new hardware else it stops working.
- It's made for absolute retards and only retards use it. It is designed by retards for retards.
- It's made by terrorists and murderers whom you support by using it.
- It takes forever to boot.
- It automatically installs stuff you don't want.
- 99% viruses will target you.
- You have to only have one brain cell to use it.
- It doesn't work on old (superior) computers.
- It's unusable for servers. It's also unusable for anything else.
- It shits on [Unix philosophy](unix_philosophy.md), it does everything EXACTLY the opposite way than it should be done. It pushes harmful concepts such as monolithic software, GUI for everything etc.
- It does poorly even in implementing its own philosophy, for example its GUI design is absolute crap cretinous retarded shit that was designed by a monkey, incoherent and unintuitive rushed piece of shit.
- It constantly downloads stuff from the Internet, eating up your bandwidth, stopping to work when Internet goes down.
- It's hostile to anything [free](free_software.md), for example it will nuke all other operating systems when installed.
- It has a shitty EULA that makes Micro$oft able to sue you for absolutely anything, it forbids studying the system, copying it, borrowing it, basically doing anything with it.
- It pushes [DRM](drm.md) and similar shit.
- It gives you [cancer](cancer.md).
- It's an absolutely laughable shitty [capitalist](capitalism.md) product that manipulates you, it shills Micro$oft's inferior software, for example if you want to install a web browser it will just push you to installing Micro$oft's harmful browser etc.
- It's inefficient, eats too much electricity, increases CO2, heat pollution, forces you to buy big harddrives, more expensive Internet connection etc.
- ...
Some people still decide to use it.
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## Versions
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TODO
All are shit.