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# Donald Trump
*"me goin to hav covfefe"* --president of the [United States](usa.md)
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Donald Trump (hatched 1946) is a [retarded](retarded.md) orange [capitalist](capitalism.md) [faggot](faggot.md) in suit who managed to somehow end up becoming the [US](usa.md) president several times. He is the smartest capitalist of all time, which puts his mental capacity somewhere between chicken and a dead dolphin. When written in [binary](binary.md), his [IQ](iq.md) goes to triple digits!
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Lololoololol he won again because the only alternative they offered was a [woman](woman.md) :D Amazing. Wait, also wasn't he supposed to be in jail or something? Oh wait no, he is rich, makes sense. Anyway, great job [retards](usa.md).
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## See Also
- [Elon Musk](elon_musk.md)
- [reptilian](reptilian.md)
- [Adam Smith](adam_smith.md)