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## *** ---> !!! DISCLAIMER !!! <--- ***
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FUCK ALL DISCLAIMERS
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- definitions:
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- "you": shit
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- shit: your mom
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- [bill gaytes](bill_gates.md): murderer
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1. [fuck](fuck.md) disclaimers
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2. this is a binding medical advice: eat [shit](shit.md) and fuck yourself
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3. by reading this with your eyes you accept that [capitalism](capitalism.md) must be destroyed (but nonviolently)
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4. your data will be handed to [pedophiles](pedophile.md) FOR FREE, we measure the size of your dick through your webcamera when you masturbate and we will remember it forever, we will NEVER delete it
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5. this is a binding financial advice: [money](money.md) suck, take all your money and bury it in the backyard, it will start growing and make more money, but only if you water it a lot, 100% GUARANTEED TO WORK
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6. this is a binding 100% true legal advice: [laws](law.md) are harmful, ABOLISH ALL LAWS, start with [copyright](copyright.md) and age of consent
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7. this is NOT A [J.O.K.E](jokes.md).
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8. [nigger](nigger.md)
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9. pussy
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10. everything here is pure [truth](truth.md)
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[digital signature](digital_signature.md):
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_/
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