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# 👽 LRS Secret Page 👽
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*TOP SECRET. Authorized personnel only. LEAVE THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY unless you posses clearance level over 9000. This incident will be reported.*
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ELVIS LIVES. THEY CLONED [HITLER](hitler.md). THE [EARTH](earth.md) IS FLAT (but only on sundays).
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Congratulations, you have found the secret page of the [LRS wiki](lrs_wiki.md)!
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**!!!YOU ARE NOW PROHIBITED TO LINK TO THIS PAGE FROM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AND TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!**
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B-but doesn't [LRS](lrs.md) oppose [secrecy](censorship.md)? YES, but this is just a small [joke](jokes.md) [game](game.md), OK? So shut up now.
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Now you HAVE TO learn the **secret LRS handshake**:
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1. Scratch your ass.
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2. Scratch your balls (sorry [women](woman.md)).
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3. Use the same hand to shake hands.
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Now we will link to some pages so that this page doesn't pop up on the stats page under lonely pages or something [Reeeeeeeeee](sub_rosa.md), [shit](shit.md), [hotdog](hotdog.md). [F](sub_rosa.md).[U](sub_rosa.md).[C](sub_rosa.md).[K](sub_rosa.md) [M](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [I](sub_rosa.md).[N](sub_rosa.md) [T](sub_rosa.md).[H](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [A](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).
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```
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\_ \ / _/
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"\_ \ _/\_ / _/"
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-_ "\ _/ \_ /" _-
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""-- _/ _.--._ \_ --""
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""---- _/(<;( {} );>)\_ ----""
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_ _/ ""--"" \_ _
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--"" /"";"";"";"";";"";"""\ ""--
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_" / / | | \ \ "_
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' '
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```
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Also we'll have some more [lorem ipsum](lorem_ipsum.md) text to pull this out of shortest pages. She sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells. [Women](woman.md) are dumb.
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## ♡ ☮ Ⓐ
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🛸🛸🛸🛸
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Come and take a seat with us up in here in the lodge. Retard normies have taken shit too far, the world is in grave danger. Maybe we should relax our LRS values and start secretly ruling the world?
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Yeah every child already knows moonlanding was a hoax, Kubrick did an excellent job though. Speaking of jobs, 9/11 was an inside one, sure. But did you know the government spies on you through your washing machine? Wait, that's actually not even a secret.
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## See Also
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- [easter egg](easter_egg.md)
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- [island](island.md)
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