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90s.md

@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ During the 90s [millennials](millennial.md) (also called gen Y) were born, as we
 So, from the European point of view, here is a short summary of why 90s were so good:
 
 - Cold war just ended, [Soviet Union](ussr.md) dissolved and so came a relief from the nuclear war threat, people got relaxed and, importantly, many countries previously under pseudocommunist totalitarian regimes gained freedom from it and opened to the world. This created a very rare and brief moment in time when people were freed from an oppressive regime but [capitalism](capitalism.md) didn't have yet enough time to enslave them again -- people still kept the good things from (at least what was called) socialism such as 100% free education, 100% free healthcare, old age pensions, free public toilets and so on. They also kept the socialist mindset of caring about others, people didn't see others as their enemies, they were kind of caring and had some empathy, they knew [money](money.md) was evil etc. The newly gained freedom gave people a lot of joy and hope. [21st century](21st_century.md) would of course change this very soon, capitalism would go on to destroy absolutely everything in under about 20 years, Europe would be joined to the USA and by now everything is lost.
-- A lot of amazing [art](art.md) came to existence -- although [proprietary](proprietary.md), it could at least be said that it was well done, had [soul](soul.md) and people took some time to make it. For example movies, games and [music](music.md) were made by people who knew how to make movies, games and music, so we saw things such as Pulp Fiction, Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, Linkin Park, [Pokemon](pokemon.md) (the original non-gay ones), [Harry Potter](harry_potter.md), Simpsons (the peak seasons), South Park, [Tamagotchis](tamagotchi.md), Jim Carrey comedies, Mr. Bean and much more. Computer games at this time had absolutely peak aesthetics in the whole history of Universe (and they were also released as a completely [finished](finished.md) product, as a physical thing you would buy and literally OWN forever from then on). Even things back then considered trash, such as Britney Spears, don't literally make you bleed from your ears and in comparison with today's "best music" sound like angel choirs.
+- A lot of amazing [art](art.md) came to existence -- although [proprietary](proprietary.md), it could at least be said that it was well done, had [soul](soul.md) and people took some time to make it. For example movies, games and [music](music.md) were made by people who knew how to make movies, games and music, so we saw things such as Pulp Fiction, Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, Linkin Park, [Pokemon](pokemon.md) (the original non-gay ones), [Harry Potter](harry_potter.md), Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons (the peak seasons), South Park, [Tamagotchis](tamagotchi.md), Jim Carrey comedies, Mr. Bean and much more. Computer games at this time had absolutely peak aesthetics in the whole history of Universe (and they were also released as a completely [finished](finished.md) product, as a physical thing you would buy and literally OWN forever from then on). Even things back then considered trash, such as Britney Spears, don't literally make you bleed from your ears and in comparison with today's "best music" sound like angel choirs.
 - In [computer](computer.md) [technology](tech.md) world some very important things were made, besides others [Linux](linux.md) (1991), [World Wide Web](www.md) (well almost -- 1989), [gopher](gopher.md) (1993), all the legendary Boomer Shooters -- [Wolf3D](wolf3d.md) (1992), [Doom](doom.md) (1993), [Duke Nukem 3D](duke3d.md) (1996), [Quake](quake.md) (1996), Quake II and III, Half Life (1998) etcetc., [GameBoy Color](gbc.md) (1998), [PS1](ps1.md) (1995), [N64](n64.md) (1994) etcetc. In 1997 a computer named [Deep Blue](deep_blue.md) first beat the world [chess](chess.md) champion. Even the versions of [Windows](windows.md) from this time are considered the most bearable ones.
 - [Feminism](feminism.md) and [LGBT](lgbt.md) were still seen as a [joke](jokes.md).
 - No hordes of [gays](gay.md), [transsexuals](tranny.md), [furries](furry.md), [bronies](brony.md), [zoomers](zoomer.md), [autists](autism.md), influencers, nu-males, nothings of that sort! There were only normal people around. It wasn't even normal to be fat or have 20 mental diseases, people were just normal. Just image it, you walk the street and there are no monsters, not on TV, not on the Internet, not anywhere! { NOTE: Let us be reminded that [we](lrs.md) love everyone, including gays, transsexuals, furries, autists, Nazis, simply all living beings. This is a criticism of trends in society, not "hate speech" against any individual -- please see the difference between saying that one dislikes hordes of freaks all around and for example promoting genocide or bullying those people. You may dislike salty food but still be OK with it existing and you may even like salty food but dislike food that has 10 kg of salt in it or promoting putting salt in chocolate. ~drummyfish }

ashley_jones.md

@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ Her website is newly at **[https://dukenukemis.cool](https://dukenukemis.cool)**
 
 Sure, [we](lrs.md) find disagreements with her, for example on the question of [privacy](privacy.md), but if we call [Diogenes](diogenes.md) a based man and [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md) a based website, we also have to admit Ashley Jones is a based woman and her website is likewise no less cool. At least at the time when this article was written. Even if she gets spoiled and one days turns 180 degrees from everything she stood for, the image of what she was will remain for others as an example, she is an original thinker and created something greater than a human can be: an immortal imagine of what one can hope to be.
 
-As for those sweet personal life details a pervert lusts for: officially only very little is known with certainty, for example her age and that she has a brother (which she said in a video), no one else appears in her videos, and as a matter of fact you have to assume the name she is using on the Internet is NOT her real name as anyone knowing the ways of the Internet as well as she does will very likely want to avoid giving this away. Probably for fun she keeps dropping esoteric hints at times like mentioning the town "Minnetonka in Minnesota" for whatever reason (no idea if it's a joke or what lol) and in one video she shows "her house" from the outside: again, probably a gigantic [troll](trolling.md). Rumors are circulating that she actually has a husband (probably false, everyone knows her heart belongs to Duke Nukem) and there is a huge conspiracy theory -- with which she does play along -- stating she is actually partly Mexican. Archive digging reveals some dark secrets but that's as much as will be stated here. There are many, many more in jokes like something about horses, Sam Hyde and Fish Tank into which we don't be digging deeper here either.
+As for those sweet personal life details a pervert lusts for: officially only very little is known with certainty, for example her age and that she has a brother (which she said in a video), no one else appears in her videos, and as a matter of fact you have to assume the name she is using on the Internet is NOT her real name as anyone knowing the ways of the Internet as well as she does will very likely want to avoid giving this away. Probably for fun she keeps dropping esoteric hints at times like mentioning the town "Minnetonka in Minnesota" for whatever reason (no idea if it's a joke or what lol) and in one video she shows "her house" from the outside: again, probably a gigantic [troll](trolling.md). Rumors are circulating that she actually has a husband (probably false, everyone knows her heart belongs to Duke Nukem) and there is a huge conspiracy theory -- with which she does play along -- stating she is actually partly Mexican. Archive digging reveals some dark secrets but that's as much as will be stated here. There are many, many more in jokes like something about horses, Kevin Sorbo, Sam Hyde and Fish Tank into which we won't be digging deeper either, just look it up.
 
 ## See Also
 

bytebeat.md

@@ -1,12 +1,23 @@
 # Bytebeat
 
-Bytebeat is a [procedural](procgen.md) [chiptune](chiptune.md)/8bit style [music](music.md) generated by a short expression in a [programming language](programming_language.md); it was discovered/highlighted in 2011 by [Viznut](viznut.md) (author of [countercomplex](countercomplex.md) blog) and others, and the technique capable of producing quite impressive music by single-line code has since caught the attention of many programmers, especially in [demoscene](demoscene.md). There has even been a [paper](https://arxiv.org/abs/1112.1368) written about bytebeat. Bytebeat can produce music similar (though a lot simpler) to that created e.g. with [music trackers](music_tracker.md) but with a lot less complexity and effort. These techniques can also be used to produce non-musical sounds, one may imagine for example imagine a racing game where the sound of car engine is created this way.
+Bytebeat is a [procedural](procgen.md) [chiptune](chiptune.md)/8bit style [music](music.md) generated by a short expression in a [programming language](programming_language.md); it was discovered/highlighted in 2011 by [Viznut](viznut.md) (author of [countercomplex](countercomplex.md) blog) and others, and the technique capable of producing quite impressive music by single-line code has since caught the attention of many programmers, especially in the [demoscene](demoscene.md). There has even been a [paper](https://arxiv.org/abs/1112.1368) written about bytebeat. Bytebeat can produce music similar (though typically a bit simpler) to that created e.g. with [music trackers](music_tracker.md) but with a lot less complexity, storage size and usually also less effort. The techniques can also be used to produce non-musical sounds, for example a car engine in a racing game etc. There are now communities, such as https://dollchan.net, who experiment, investigate and create at times very advanced bytebeat.
+
+Some advantages of bytebeat music are:
+
+- Ability to create something that sounds like music very quickly, easily, without requiring skills of music composition.
+- Taking negligible space to store. This is however a form of space-time tradeoff and therefore comes at the price of requiring more computational power -- the power required is also very small but may play a role when using the most primitive of computers.
+- Taking negligible amount of code to program, removing [bloat](bloat.md).
+- NOT requiring special music hardware such as oscillator chips etc., all that's needed is a [CPU](cpu.md). Again there is a catch in putting more stress on the CPU -- which is no issue even with weak computers nowadays, but may present some trouble for the most primitive computers (which may potentially be one reason for why bytebeat wasn't discovered and used in the earliest computers).
+- [Copyright](copyright.md) may be inapplicable or much more difficult to enforce as we're only dealing with trivially simple snippets of code, i.e. this form of art may be more [free as in freedom](free_culture.md).
+- ...
 
 This is a [beautiful](beauty.md) [hack](hacking.md) for [LRS](lrs.md)/[suckless](suckless.md) programmers because it takes quite a tiny amount of code, space and effort to produce nice music, e.g. for [games](game.md) (done e.g. by [Anarch](anarch.md)).
 
-8bit samples corresponding to `unsigned char` are typically used with bytebeat. The formulas take advantage of [overflows](overflow.md) that create rhythmical patterns with potential other operations such as multiplication, division, addition, squaring, bitwise/logical operators and conditions adding more interesting effects.
+8bit samples corresponding to `unsigned char` are typically used with bytebeat (but it's not a necessity). The formulas take advantage of wrap-around [overflows](overflow.md) occurring when a variable is constantly incremented in loop, which when played as as sound will create a rhythmical pattern, i.e. the value keeps going up and upon reaching the maximum value jumps back to minimum, creating a saw-shaped waveform of a fixed frequency. This is built upon by using operators such as bit shifts, addition and multiplication, but also other bitwise operators and more complex functions to create more interesting effects.
 
-Bytebeat also looks kind of cool when rendered as an image (outputting pixels instead of audio samples).
+Bytebeat also looks very cool when rendered as an image (outputting pixels instead of audio samples). Oftentimes we see [fractal](fractal.md) patterns in it.
+
+By now some have mastered the art of bytebeat and have taken it to the level at which we can produce tracks sounding like completely legitimate music. Making bytebeat manually is simple in that it can be done quickly and easily, but difficult by the fact that we're dealing with a [chaotic](chaos.md) and therefore unpredictable system, so finding a good sounding formula is very much a trial and error effort. Nonetheless it is possible to tame the system to a degree, for instance by composing libraries of patterns and advanced bytebeat editors or by using [genetic programming](genetic_programming.md) and/or bruteforce to simply search for a formula that will best [approximate](approximation.md) a real audio track. This way people have produced bytebeat formulas playing Rickroll etc. As one would expect such formulas are considerably more complex than the simple, manually created bytebeat -- sometimes taking several lines of code as opposed to just several characters -- but even so it is incredible that a whole music track that would otherwise take hundreds of kilobytes to store can be [compressed](compression.md) this way into a bunch of instructions taking orders of magnitude less storage space.
 
 ## How To
 
@@ -21,9 +32,9 @@ A simple "workflow" for bytebeat "development" can be set up as follows. Firstly
 
 int main(void)
 {
-  for (int i = 0; i < 10000; ++i)
+  for (unsigned int i = 0; i < 10000; ++i)
     putchar(
-      i / 3 // < bytebeat formula here
+      (i >> 4) + (i * i) % 64 // < bytebeat formula here
     );
 
   return 0;
@@ -47,19 +58,21 @@ General tips/tricks and observations are these:
 - So called **Sierpinski harmonies** are often used melodic expressions of the form `i*N & i >> M`.
 - Bitwise and (`&`) can add distortion (create steps in the wave).
 - A **macro structure** of the song (silent/louds parts, verse/chorus, ...) can be achieved by combining multiple patterns with some low-frequency pattern, e.g. this alternates a slower and faster beat: `int cond = (i & 0x8000) == 0;`, `cond * (i / 16) + !cond * (i / 32)`
-- **Extra variables** can add more complexity (e.g. precompute some variable `a` which will subsequently be used multiple times in the final formula). 
+- **Extra variables** can add more complexity (e.g. precompute some variable `a` which will subsequently be used multiple times in the final formula).
+-  It may be possible to create something more impressive by further incorporating non-bytebeat techniques such as FIR filters.
+- ...
 
 ## Copyright
 
 It is not exactly clear whether, how and to what extent [copyright](copyright.md) can apply to bytebeat: on one hand we have a short formula that's uncopyrightable (just like mathematical formulas), on the other hand we have music, an artistic expression. Many authors of bytebeat "release" their creations under [free](free_culture.md) [licenses](license.md) such as [CC-BY-SA](cc-by-sa.md), but such licenses are of course not applicable if copyright can't even arise.
 
-We believe copyright doesn't and SHOULDN'T apply to bytebeat. To ensure this, it is good to stick [CC0](cc0.md) to any released bytebeat just in case.
+We believe copyright doesn't and SHOULDN'T apply to bytebeat. To ensure this, it is possibly good to stick [CC0](cc0.md) to any released bytebeat just in case.
 
 ## Examples
 
 A super-simple example can be just a simple:
 
-- `i / 16`
+- `i * 2`
 
 The following more complex examples come from the [LRS](lrs.md) game [Anarch](anarch.md) (these are legally safe even in case copyright can apply to bytebeat as Anarch is released under [CC0](cc0.md)):
 

chess.md

@@ -27,6 +27,8 @@ Chess as a game is not and cannot be [copyrighted](copyright.md), but **can ches
 
 **[Fun](fun.md) [historical](historical.md) fact**: chess used to be played over [telegraph](telegraph.md), first such game took place probably in 1844.
 
+Fun fact 2: in 2022 a chess playing robot took and broke a finger of a 7 year old opponent lol.
+
 **How to play chess with yourself?** If you have no computer or humans to play against, you may try playing against yourself, however playing a single game against yourself doesn't really work, you know what the opponent is trying to do -- not that it's not interesting, but it's more of a search for general strategies in specific situations rather than actually playing a game. One way around this could be to play many games at once (you can use multiple boards but also just noting the positions on paper as you probably won't be able to set up 100 boards); every day you can make one move in some selected games -- randomize the order and games you play e.g. with dice rolls. The number of games along with the randomized order should make it difficult for you to remember what the opponent (you) was thinking on his turn. Of course you can record the games by noting the moves, but you may want to cover the moves (in which case you'll have to be keeping the whole positions noted) until the game is finished, so that you can't cheat by looking at the game history while playing. If this method doesn't work for you because you can keep up with all the games, at least you know got real good at chess :) { This is an idea I just got, I'm leaving it here as a note, haven't tried it yet. ~drummyfish }
 
 **Is there any luck or [randomness](randomness.md) in chess?** Not in the rules of game itself of course, there is no dice rolling and there is no hidden information, however luck and randomness is present in the meta game (playing as white vs black may be decided randomly, your opponent may be assigned to you randomly etc.) and then [de facto](de_facto.md) in the fact that although no information is hidden, no one can ever have a complete information due to the sheer complexity of the game, so in practice playing chess involves risk, intuition and educated guessing at any human and superhuman (computer) level. So chess players do commonly talk about luck, outcome of a game is always a matter of probability which is however given by the relative skill of both players. Probability of a hobbyist beating professional in a fair game, unlike e.g. in some card games, can effectively be considered [zero](zero.md).
@@ -474,6 +476,7 @@ WORK IN PROGRESS, pls send me more tips :)
 - When losing constantly offer draws, prolong the game AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, before the very last move just let the clock run out.
 - Repeatedly try to make swastikas on the board, especially against colored opponents.
 - Underpromote pawns to knights or bishops.
+- Any time you can play en passant do it no matter what and always follow by saying "google en passant".
 - When playing a noob don't just mate him but absolutely rape him, promote all pawns to knights before winning, then say you didn't even have to try and that he should look into another game as chess is clearly not his game. Research humiliating play: for example GM Aman Hambleton demonstrated on stream a so called *reset checkmate* in which one promotes all pawns so as to have the original back rank men and then delivers a checkmate by placing the men in the original starting position (furthermore he did this by premoving it all which adds to the humiliation).
 - Look up chess etiquette and do the exact opposite of what it says.
 - ...

lmao.md

@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@ On this wiki we kind of use LMAO as a synonym to [LULZ](lulz.md) as used on [Enc
 - Absolutely epic trollz were performed sometime in early 2020s by tinyviolin69 in [World of Warcraft](wow.md), most notable of them was probably the following. He played on the hardcore server where character deaths are permanent, i.e. if you put 10000 hours into leveling and gearing up an epic character and then die in any way, even by slipping on a slightly higher cliff, it's all lost, you must start over. The guy leveled up a high level character, entered a guild, gained their trust and then, in a raid that was carefully planned and discussed for hours so that no one would die, he deliberately fucked up so that basically everyone died :D He practically destroyed years worth of "work" of many children that day, they all cried like little babies. We applaud this, it's very stupid for anyone to attach to a video game like these children, AND especially to a permadeath game. The game is also gay as fuck, this is the only fun that can be had in it nowadays.
 - Some parents [trolled](trolling.md) their children by giving them the same name lol, see [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/5wltvf/same_first_name_for_siblings/?rdt=42972).
 - In 2024 the twitter account of Greta Thunberg's father, Svante Thunberg, was hijacked by soyjak.party and started posting some funny stuff about [niggas](nigger.md), telling Greta she was adopted, offending journalists in DMs and so on.
+- In 2022 a [chess](chess.md) playing robot was playing a 7 year old child, the robot wanted to grab a piece but took the kid's finger and broke it lol.
 - ...
 
 ## See Also

wiki_stats.md

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@@ -89,6 +89,25 @@ top 50 5+ letter words:
 latest changes:
 
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+Date:   Thu Dec 19 16:48:05 2024 +0100
+  3d_rendering.md
+  90s.md
+  ashley_jones.md
+  calculus.md
+  cancer.md
+  fight_culture.md
+  how_to.md
+  low_poly.md
+  main.md
+  npc.md
+  often_confused.md
+  random_page.md
+  sin.md
+  soyence.md
+  unretard.md
+  wiki_pages.md
+  wiki_stats.md
+  wiki_tldr.md
 Date:   Tue Dec 17 15:08:40 2024 +0100
   calculus.md
   faq.md
@@ -103,20 +122,6 @@ Date:   Mon Dec 16 16:09:17 2024 +0100
   calculus.md
   random_page.md
   wiki_pages.md
-  wiki_stats.md
-  work.md
-Date:   Sun Dec 15 20:50:53 2024 +0100
-  ashley_jones.md
-  binary.md
-  calculus.md
-  derivative.md
-  integral.md
-  often_confused.md
-  random_page.md
-  wiki_pages.md
-  wiki_stats.md
-  work.md
-Date:   Sat Dec 14 16:25:29 2024 +0100
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 most wanted pages:
@@ -164,7 +169,7 @@ most popular and lonely pages:
 - [linux](linux.md) (96) 
 - [shit](shit.md) (95) 
 - [fight_culture](fight_culture.md) (94) 
-- [bullshit](bullshit.md) (93) 
+- [bullshit](bullshit.md) (94) 
 - [woman](woman.md) (91) 
 - [hacking](hacking.md) (90) 
 - [corporation](corporation.md) (87) 

woman.md

@@ -93,8 +93,12 @@ Don't!
 
 *see also [incel](incel.md)/[volcel](volcel.md)*
 
+{ Here is a small preface to clear up some confusion about this section and the whole article: this is not an incel's angry rant about how women are evil and how it's their fault that you don't get laid. Too many people on the Internet vent their frustration this way and it is understandable, but this is not one of these rants, ok? I am not an angry teenager raging he can't get sex. I gladly and openly admit it's by MY OWN "fault" (or now rather a choice) that I am not getting laid, I know what one has to do to get laid and I don't want to pay that price, and I am not sexually frustrated either, I really have no issue with this situation. What I am trying to write here is purely experience I've gathered and advice I want to give, i.e. I am NOT aiming to take revenge on women and I am NOT blaming women, I am NOT angry at them, I merely try to explain how women work because this is something that one discovers the hard way after a long time, it is valuable information obtained through a lot of pain. ~drummyfish }
+
 Any girl that has ever seen the [Internet](internet.md) is spoiled beyond grave, avoid these for any cost. If you seriously want to live with a woman, it's best to consider diving into the jungle and find some half ape indigenous girl not touched by capitalism yet, those may be unironically cool.
 
+If you really really want a woman, you have to accept one basic fact and behave in accordance with it: **women are incapable of romantic love**. This is a fact very hard to accept by young men, but it really is so -- if you don't believe it (and you 100% don't), you will discover it yourself. This is not to say that a women feels nothing in a relationship, but as a man you just have to realize a woman does NOT feel the same romantic feelings you feel towards her EVEN IF she looks like she does -- she WILL mimic the feelings because YOU, the man, need this for the relationship, she will behave so that to you it seems like she is feeling great romantic love, and she probably is feeling something -- most likely even believing it's the real love -- but it is NOT the same thing you are feeling. The truth is woman is calculating (not always consciously), she doesn't love YOU but rather what you PROVIDE for her, i.e. usually [money](money.md), security, protection, genes for her offspring, possibly social status etc. Again, this is not to say a woman is a monster incapable of love -- she can for example feel a much stronger (absolutely [selfless](selflessness.md)) love than a man for her children, but NOT for the partner. It's all evolution: a man's role is to spread his seed as much as possible (that's why he may be cheating) and protect women (that's why he loves her so much), whereas a woman is supposed to take care of children (that's why she before anything looks for the best partner that will ensure the best for her children). Women learn to externally behave in ways that are compatible with you, i.e. she will reward you with affection for what you provide her, but please realize that INTERNALLY she works absolutely differently than you, men and women are different creatures. Even if a man cheats on his woman, he will often love her so much he would die for her, but the woman will never do the same, in fact she will leave you at the first opportunity that allows her to safely get a better partner, no matter how many roses and love letters you bring her. It is similar to cat and dog love: a cat will cuddle with you and behave cute, but it NEVER feels the same kind of love a [dog](dog.md) feels towards you: the cat behaves like it does because it gets something out of you; it will leave you if it finds a better place to live and it will never miss you. In emergency a dog will defend you to his death, a cat will run away and leave you to your fate. Once again this is not to say a cat is necessarily a bitch and an evil animal, you only have to take its personality for what it is and behave accordingly, you can never treat cat like you would treat a dog.
+
 Jerking off is the easiest solution to satisfying needs connected to fucking women. If you absolutely HAVE to get laid, save up for a prostitute, that's the easiest way and most importantly won't ruin your life. Or decide to become [gay](gay.md), that may make matters much easier. You may also potentially try to hit on some REAL ugly girl that's literally desperate for sex, but remember it has to be the ugliest, fattest landwhale that you've ever seen, it's not enough to just find a 3/10, that's still a league too high for you that will reject you unless you pay her. Also consider that if you don't pay for sex, there is a 50% chance you will randomly get sued for rape sometime during the following 30 year period. If you want a girlfriend, then rather don't. The sad truth is that to make a woman actually "love" you, as much as one is capable of doing so, you HAVE TO be an enormously evil ass that will beat her to near death, abuse her, rape her and regularly cheat on her -- that's how it is and that's what every man has to learn the hard way -- as we know, the older generation's experience cannot be communicated by words, the young generation always thinks it is somehow different and will never listen. Sadly this is simply how it is -- even if you think you have found the "special one", the one that's different, the intelligent introverted one that's nice and friendly to you, nope, she is still a woman, she won't love you unless you're a murderer dickass beating her daily (NOTE: we don't advocate any violence, our advice here is to simply avoid women). If you think getting close to her, being nice and listening to her will make her love you, you're going to hit a brick wall very hard -- this road only ever leads to a friendzone 100% of the times, you will end up carrying her purse while she's shopping without her letting you touch her ever. If you just want a nonsexual girl friend, then it's fine, but you will never make a girlfriend this way. This is not the girl's fault, she is programmed like that, blaming the girl here would be like blaming a child for overeating on candy or blaming a cat for torturing birds for fun; and remember, THE GIRL SUFFERS TOO, she is literally attracted only to those who will abuse her, it is her curse. If anyone's to blame for your suffering, it is you for being so extremely naive -- always remember you are playing with fire. You may still get a girl to stay with you or even marry you and have kids if you have something that will make her want to be with you despite not loving you, which may include being enormously rich, being so braindead to have million subscribers on YouTube, having an enormous 1 meter long dick or literally giving up all dignity and succumbing to being her lifelong slave dog doing literally everything she says when she says it, but that will still get you at most 4/10 and is probably not worth it. { From my experience this also goes for trans girls somehow, so tough luck. Maybe it's so even for gay men in the woman role. ~drummyfish } All in all rather avoid all of this and pay for a prostitute, buy some sex toys, watch porn and stay happy <3
 
 ## Notable Women In History

zoomer.md

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 Zoomers are dangerous by no longer being people, they don't know what looks good or bad, they don't remember what good is because they never lived during times when good still existed, they think that [modern](modern.md) things are the best we can achieve, it's pretty scary. Once older generations that zoomers die out, the world will be destroyed.
 
+Contrary to past predictions stating the generation would be one of "technology natives" possessing unprecedented technological skills, absolute opposite turned out to be the case: **zoomers are awfully terrible with technology and don't know basic things about it**. In this they are the first generation with worse technological skills than the preceding one (they are also less cool than millenials etc.). This is not their fault of course, they are a failure because they were so unlucky to be born into dystopian [ultracapitalism](capitalism.md) that obscures technology and enforces consumption: hence the skills of a zoomer are limited to manipulating a device he is given so that he can use it for consumption of content. A zoomer cannot use [computer mouse](mouse.md), he sometimes doesn't even know what a [file](file.md) is, he only thinks of "content in cloud" or "photos in an [app](app.md)", and we're not even talking about serious stuff like [assembly](assembly.md) programming -- this to him is rocket science. The highest skill a zoomer can have is probably [ricing](ricing.md) and [distro hopping](distro_hopping.md).
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+Zoomers also don't know what headphones are, they just walk and play music or videos at full volume, not giving a single shit about the fact this is pissing off everyone around, a zoomer can't even comprehend anything so complex as empathy.
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 ## See Also
 
 - [NPC](npc.md)