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- `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
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- Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
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- the [downto](downto.md) operator
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- I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
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- I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
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- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
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- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
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