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## See Also
- [soydev](soydev.md)
- [demoscene](demoscene.md)
- [cracking](cracking.md)
- [cracking](cracking.md)

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- Being highly active on social networks, probably having a pixel-art portrait of their ugly face and "personal pronouns" on their profile.
- Believing in and engaging in [capitalism](capitalism.md), believing corporations such as [Microsoft](microsoft.md), wanting to create "startups", being obsessed with [productivity](productivity_cult.md), inspirational quotes and masturbating to tech "visionaries" like [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md). The "rebels" among these are advocating [FOSS](foss.md), however they always promote huge [bloat](bloat.md) and de-facto [capitalist software](capitalist_software.md) which is no different from proprietary software.
- Using buzzwords like "solution", "orchestration" etc.
- ...
- ...
Here is a quick rough comparison of seydevs and actual good programmers (nowadays mostly an extinct species):
| characteristic | good programmer | soydev |
| ----------------- | ---------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| math skills | deep knowledge of math | "I don't need it", "there's library for that", memorized math interview questions |
| computer knowledge| all-level, big-picture knowledge of principles | knowledge of trivia ("This checkbox in this framework has to be unchecked.", ...) |
| specialization | generalist | hyperspecialized, knows one language/framework |
| prog. languages | C, assembly, FORTRAN, Forth, comun, lisp, ... | Python, JavaScript, Java, C#, C++2045, ... |
| mostly does | thiking about algorithms and data structures | typing glue code for different libraries, updates/maintains systems, talks to people |
| political opinions| politically incorrect hippie anarcho pacifist | liberal capitalist feminist pro black lesbian LGBT fascist anti Nazi |
| hardware | 640x480 1990s laptop, no mouse | 2023 touchscreen 1080K macbook with stickers all over, wireless $1000 AI gaming mouse |
|memorized knowledge| 10000 digits of pi | 10000 genders plus offensive words he mustn't say |
| text editor | vim, ed, ... | Microsoft AI blockchain VSCode with 10000 plugins running in 10000 virtual sandboxes |
| looks | fat, unwashed, unkept beard, dirty clothes |pink hair, fake glasses, $1000 T-shirt "sudo make sandwich HAHA BAZINGA", 10000 tattoos|
| gender | male | depends on mood |
| race | white | prefers not to specify |
| hobbies | reading encyclopedias, chess, rocket science | distrohopping, browserhopping, githopping, editorhopping, tiktok, partying |