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czechia.md

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 The whole Czech [politics](politics.md) is a gigantically ridiculous [joke](jokes.md) not even worth discussing too much, but for example it's true that Czechia had the worst presidents of every country, even in comparison with African shitholes and so on. Havel, the only president who came before capitalism, was alright, after him only absolute retards came, every one was much worse than all the rest combined (that's mathematically impossible but they still managed to do it). For example Zeman was the worst retard in the whole country so he got elected, he looked like Vogon from Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy except worse, was constantly drunk, rude, had to be carried around like a little baby by his bodyguards because he couldn't walk straight, he almost threw up on national crown jewels and his most famous moment was when he tried to demonstrate his knowledge of [English](english.md) by explaining to some reporter the meaning of the word "pussy" while getting the pronunciation completely wrong. Klaus was a 10 [IQ](iq.md) capitalist thief who, despite making millions as a president, was stealing pencils while being filmed on camera. You can't make this shit up. The current president is a narcissist professional murderer and war promoter.
 
+Czechs have a kind of brotherhood/rival relationship with [Slovaks](slovak.md), for they used to coexist as a single country prior to the split in 1993. They understand each other's language, many Slovaks go study to Czechia (because allegedly Slovak universities suck ass), Czechs visit Slovakia for its beautiful nature etc.; in fact Czech people from Moravia sometimes feel closer to Slovaks than to Bohemian Czechs. Not wanting to offend our good Slovak friends, we have to mention Slovakia is a smaller country, a tiny bit poorer and objectively had smaller success in many areas (such as movies, dubbing, video games, sports, science, ...), despite still having a great culture (e.g. Slovak music is very good, they're also more multicultural). However -- perhaps exactly for this reason -- Slovaks are many times better people, more humble than Czechs who are just self centered pricks, and it looks like Czechs beat Slovaks in stupidity many times (e.g. presidents, increasing retirement age, also Czech kids understand Slovak worse than vice versa and so on).
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 The greatest Czech was Jara Cimrman, a fictional genius whom the people made up to have someone to look up to. The history of the country is also completely made up, it was crafted to serve nationalism, to justify things like separatism and murdering Germans after the war and also to destroy the country etc.
 
 Soon it's going to be destroyed by Putin's nukes.