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- the `#capitalistchallenge`: Try to win this game, you have as many shots as you want. Go to some tech store, seek the shop assistant and tell him you are deciding to buy one of two products, ask which one he would recommend. If he recommends the cheaper one you win.
- the *filters* package you will likely find in you distro's repos: You can apply funny filters to text, like for example `links -dump ~/git/less_retarded_wiki/html/algorithm.html | tail -n +10 | head -n 10 | pirate`. You may turn Wikipedia articles to Brooklyn English or haxor 1337 speech.
- autocomplete fun: check out how various [search engines](search_engine.md) complete phrases, suggesting what people usually search for. Here are some actual examples from time of writing this ([Google](google.md) if not specified otherwise):
- *my poop is*
- *blue*
- *hard and round*
- *bloody*
- *gray*
- *light brown*
- *sharp*
- *very thin*
- *coming*
- *too big to come out and hurts*
- *black*
- *two feet long* (Brave)
- *stuck halfway out* (Brave)
- *green* (Brave)
- *never solid anymore nhs* (Brave)
- *like sludge* (Brave)
- *stuck* (Brave)
- *coming vine* (Brave)
- *my dog*
- *has diarrhea but is acting fine* (Brave)
- *barks at everything that passes by* (Brave)
- *ate chocolate but is acting fine* (Brave)
- *is constantly scratching and biting himself* (Brave)
- *ate grapes but seems fine* (Brave)
- *ate grapes and died* (Brave)
- *keeps biting me aggressively* (Brave)
- *eats grapes all the time* (Brave)
- *why does my uncle*
- *touch me* (Bing)
- *turn me on* (Bing)
- *hate me* (Bing)
- *shower with me* (Bing)
- *keep touching me* (Bing)
- the [fight culture](fight_culture.md) drinking game: Watch some [modern](modern.md) documentary, take a drink every time someone says the word *fight*. Harder mode: also drink when they say the word *[right](rights_culture.md)*. If you hear "fight for the right to ..." you have to drink the whole bottle immediately. WARNING: this game is very likely to end by death from alcohol poisoning.
- [programming](programming.md)
- [games](game.md) such as [chess](chess.md), [go](go.md) and [shogi](shogi.md), [racetrack](racetrack.md), even vidya gaymes (programming them and/or playing them), but only old+libre ones
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- [obfuscating C](ioccc.md), [steganography](steganography.md)
- [marble racing](marble_race.md)
- [Netstalking](netstalking.md)
- Checking out offensive domains like nigger.com, retard.edu etc.
- Checking out offensive domains like nigger.com, retard.edu etc. See also [netstalking](netstalking.md).
- [trolling](trolling.md)
- [funny programming languages](esolang.md)
- vandalizing [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md), LMAO take a look at this https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Vandal/How-to