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chess.md

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   - Play `1. Qe9#`.
   - Behave weird, make weird faces, walk extremely far away from the board and walk in circles (or just get up and stand up directly behind your opponent in a completely upright position staring into the distance without moving at all like a robot lol), constantly sneeze (try to sneeze every time the opponent touches a piece), make very long unbroken eye contact with the opponent while smiling as if you know what he's thinking, call the referee constantly, go to the toilet after every move, pretend to fall asleep from boredom etc. Overeat on beans before the game so you fart a lot and always try to fart as loud as possible. Wear nice clothes but right before the game go sweat to the gym so that you smell like a pig and distract the opponent with toxic fume. If you're a [wimmin](woman.md) behave sexually, keep grabbing your boobs, lick your lips and opponent's captured pieces and silently moan sometimes as if you're having an orgasm, pretend to masturbate under the table; if your opponent is male he is almost definitely smarter than you, you gotta use your woman weapons, but it will probably work easily on the chess virgins.
   - In a tournament change play based on opponent's [race](race.md) or sex, for example play only one opening against white people and another opening against black people, see if anyone notices the pattern :D
+  - Behave as if you're [cheating](cheating.md) when you're not, for example go to the toilet after every single move, keep looking in one direction as if you're communicating with someone etc. This firstly trolls people, they may start investigating but won't find anything, it will spawn immense paranoia and suspicions among everyone, which can be fun to watch, but importantly you may gain advantage in the game: it is known that players usually play worse when they think they're playing a cheater, they get stressed and keep focusing on your behavior instead of the game, you can exploit this to your advantage.
   - Outside tournament take advantage of the fact that you can do whatever the fuck you want: have one hand constantly on the clock and play with the other hand (considered rude and often forbidden), touch and knock over your opponent's pieces, take back your moves, ... and of course when you're losing, "accidentally" knock over the whole board and be like "oops, let's consider it a draw then" :D
   - Trash talk the referee.
   - Correct the opponent's pronunciation of *en passant*, insist it's pronounced "en peasant".