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- Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
- What sound does an angry [C](c.md) programmer make? ARGCCCC ARGVVVVVVVV
- I have a mentally ill friend who tried to design the worst [operating system](os.md) on purpose. It boots for at least 10 minutes, then it changes the user's desktop background to random ads and it randomly crashes to make the user angry. He recently told me he is getting sued by [Microsoft](microsoft.md) for violating their look and feel.
- I am using a super minimal system, it only has one package installed on it. It is called [systemd](systemd.md).
- I am using a super minimal system, it only has one package installed on it. It is called [systemd](systemd.md) (alternatively [Emacs](emacs.md)).
- Any [Windows](windows.md) tutorial is really best called a "crash course".
- How do you know a project is truly [suckless](suckless.md)? The readme is longer than the program itself.
- How do you know a project is truly [LRS](lrs.md)? Its manifesto is longer than the program itself.
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- Have you heard the [atheists](atheism.md) are starting their own non-prophet?
- The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
- Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
- How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window.
- How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
- Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at