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- [C++](cpp.md)
- Why is the maximum speed called terminal velocity? Because [GUI](gui.md)s are slow.
- What's the worst kind of [lag](lag.md)? [Gulag](google.md).
- What's the worst kind of [lag](lag.md)? Gulag.
- Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
- What sound does an angry [C](c.md) programmer make? ARGCCCC ARGVVVVVVVV
- I have a mentally ill friend who tried to design the worst [operating system](os.md) on purpose. It boots for at least 10 minutes, then it changes the user's desktop background to random ads and it randomly crashes to make the user angry. He recently told me he is getting sued by [Microsoft](microsoft.md) for violating their look and feel.