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jokes.md

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 - Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
 - What does a [Marxist](marxism.md) call C++? Class struggle.
 - What sound does an angry [C](c.md) programmer make? ARGCCCC ARGVVVVVVVV
+- A three-letter [free software](free_software.md) organization interviews a guy seeking job. The interviewer says: "You'll get the job if you prove yourself. Here are some grenades, go and throw one to the Microsoft building and another one to a drugstore." The guy replies "Why drugstore?" The interviewer says: "You're hired."
+- I can tell if a [girl](girl.md) has sense of humor just by feeling her breasts.
 - I have a mentally ill friend who tried to design the worst [operating system](os.md) on purpose. It boots for at least 10 minutes, then it changes the user's desktop background to random ads and it randomly crashes to make the user angry. He recently told me he is getting sued by [Microsoft](microsoft.md) for violating their look and feel.
 - I am using a super minimal system, it only has one package installed on it. It is called [systemd](systemd.md) (alternatively [Emacs](emacs.md)).
 - Any [Windows](windows.md) tutorial is really best called a "crash course".
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 - Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have an [operating system](os.md).
 - Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
 - Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have carpal tunnel. Etc. :D
+- What's the difference between [Elon Musk](elon_musk.md) and a bucket full of [shit](shit.md)? The bucket.
+- Why do [Jews](jew.md) have such big noses? Because air is free.
 - `alias bitch=sudo`
 - What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
 - "Never test for a bug that you don't know how to fix." --manager; "If we cannot fix it, it isn't broken." --also manager
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 - [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
 - Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
 - What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million very precise mistakes per second.
+- A very progressive African country recently allowed [women](woman.md) in universities. The prime minister said: "the cleaning won't do itself".
+- Which drink is the favorite of a [liberal](liberalism.md)? Wine.
+- What kind of public transport do [afroamericans](nigger.md) use most commonly? Back of a police car.
+- The new version of MacOS is going to constantly have [gay](gay.md) porn playing as a wallpaper. Why? So that you don't feel alone in being fucked in the ass when using it.
 - How many [Python](python.md) programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? Only one -- he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
 - One of the great milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
 - An evil capitalist, good capitalist and [female](woman.md) genius walk in the park. A bee stings one of them. Who did it sting? The evil capitalists, the other two don't exist.
+- Why did [Bill Gate$](bill_gates.md) make [Windows](windows.md)? After watching Nascar he wanted to bring the excitement of constant crashed to the computing world.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
 - What does a shitty programmer say when his program crashes? [OOP](oop.md)s. { Thanks my secret friend. :D ~drummyfish }
 - Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semiconductor.md)).
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 - [Schizophrenia](schizo.md) beats being alone.
 - Our new [app](app.md) partly adopts the [KISS](kiss.md) philosophy, specifically the "stupid" part.
 - I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
+- What does a broken gun and black employee have in common? Neither works and neither can be fired.
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
 - What's long and sticky? A stick.
 - The term *military intelligence* is an oxymoron. The term *criminal lawyer* is a redundancy.
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 - The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
 - Why does a [woman](woman.md) laugh before you tell her a joke? She just got the one you told her last year.
 - What's a [black](black.md) sprinter called in [America](usa.md)? Guilty.
+- What's do you call a lesbian with long nails? Single.
 - Which argument fallacy is best used against an [LGBT](lgbt.md) [soyentist](soyence.md)? Ad homosexual.
 - Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
 - How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)