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@ -12,7 +12,8 @@ Please do NOT post lame "big-bang-theory"/[9gag](9gag.md) jokes like *sudo make
- What sound does an angry [C](c.md) programmer make? ARGCCCC ARGVVVVVVVV
- I have a mentally ill friend who tried to design the worst [operating system](os.md) on purpose. It boots for at least 10 minutes, then it changes the user's desktop background to random ads and it randomly crashes to make the user angry. He recently told me he is getting sued by [Microsoft](microsoft.md) for violating their look and feel.
- I am using a super minimal system, it only has one package installed on it. It is called [systemd](systemd.md).
- How do you know a project is truly [suckless](suckless.md)? The readme is bigger than the program.
- How do you know a project is truly [suckless](suckless.md)? The readme is longer than the program itself.
- How do you know a project is truly [LRS](lrs.md)? Its manifesto is longer than the program itself.
- How do you know a project is truly [bloated](bloat.md)? Instructions on how to build it are longer than whole specification of a [suckless programming language](comun.md).
- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have an [operating system](os.md).
- `alias bitch=sudo`