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czechia.md

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 *Great design for a [toilet paper](toilet_paper.md) or fire starter.*
 
-Czech [language](human_language.md) is unironically **the worst language** that there ever was or ever will be. Firstly it sounds horrible, secondly it's the hardest language on [Earth](earth.md), it has seven cases and declinations/inflections and things that make every word have like 20 distinct forms (e.g. "to teach": ucit, ucil, ucila, ucilo, ucili jsme, ucili jste, ucili, ucim, ucis, uci, ucime, ucite, budu ucit, budes ucit, ucil bych, ucila bys, ucili bychom, ... ; "dog": pes, psa, psu, psovi, psi, pse, psy, psum, psech, pejsek, pejsku, pejskovi, pejsky, ... ; "cat": kocka, kocce, kocku, kockou, kocky, kockam, kocicka, kocicce, kocicku, kocickami, ...), NOT EVEN such essential things as forming plural or calling someone are simple at all (e.g. word/plural/vocative: pes/psi/pse, kocka/kocky/kocko, dum/domy/dome, stroj/stroje/stroji, ... do you see any pattern? probably not) PLUS, according to Guinness World Record Book, it also contains the most difficult sound to pronounce (that *r* with arrow above it, great many natives actually can't say it, it's called *rackovani*), there are so many irregularities that children spend whole years at school just hardcore memorizing when to write *y* versus *i* (which are pronounced completely the same, you just have to know which one to write because why not, although honestly it's the same kind of bullshit as memorizing all [US](us.md) presidents), also for example commas and capitalization of words have strict, extremely difficult rules that again have to be memorized. AND all this effort is for nothing, it doesn't make a slightest sense to learn the language because no one excepts a few idiots in middle of Europe speak it (and not even they speak it well), you will literally hear it nowhere else. So that's another thing.
+Czech [language](human_language.md) is unironically **the worst language** that there ever was or ever will be. Firstly it sounds horrible, secondly it's the hardest language on [Earth](earth.md), it has seven cases and declinations/inflections and things that make every word have like 20 distinct forms (e.g. "to teach": ucit, ucil, ucila, ucilo, ucili jsme, ucili jste, ucili, ucim, ucis, uci, ucime, ucite, budu ucit, budes ucit, ucil bych, ucila bys, ucili bychom, ... ; "dog": pes, psa, psu, psovi, psi, pse, psy, psum, psech, pejsek, pejsku, pejskovi, pejsky, ... ; "cat": kocka, kocce, kocku, kockou, kocky, kockam, kocicka, kocicce, kocicku, kocickami, ...), NOT EVEN such essential things as forming plural or calling someone are simple at all (e.g. word/plural/vocative: pes/psi/pse, kocka/kocky/kocko, dum/domy/dome, stroj/stroje/stroji, ... do you see any pattern? probably not) PLUS, according to Guinness World Record Book, it also contains the most difficult sound to pronounce (that *r* with arrow above it, great many natives actually can't say it, it's called *rackovani*), there are so many irregularities that children spend whole years at school just hardcore memorizing when to write *y* versus *i* (which are pronounced completely the same, you just have to know which one to write because why not, although honestly it's the same kind of bullshit as memorizing all [US](us.md) presidents), also for example commas and capitalization of words have strict, extremely difficult rules that again have to be memorized. You know the annoying reflexive verbs in Spanish that everyone hates to learn ("despertar", "despertarse", ...)? Czech has it too, but worse (not just "se", like "brodit" vs "brodit se", but also "si", like "ulevit" vs "ulevit si", ...). And yep, there are grammatical genders (not two, but three), diminutives, politeness forms (tykani vs vykani) that complicate translations and a plethora of other crap. AND all this effort is for nothing, it doesn't make a slightest sense to learn the language because no one excepts a few idiots in middle of Europe speak it (and not even they speak it well), you will literally hear it nowhere else. So that's another thing.
 
 IMPORTANT NOTE: Czech language knows the word kurva, which has the same meaning as kurwa in Polish, but is written with *v* instead of *w*.
 
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ Here are some key phrases to know:
 | hovno                       | [shit](shit.md), universal reply       |
 | do prdele                   | generic curse, literally "to the ass"  |
 | do piči (do píči, ...)      | generic curse, literally "to the cunt" |
-| naser si                    | "take a shit", generic refusal         |
+| naser si                    | "shit yourself", generic refusal       |
 | negr                        | [nigger](nigger.md)                    |
 | buzerant                    | [faggot](faggot.md)                    |
 
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 - [Jara Cimrman](jara_cimrman.md)
 - [ZNK](znk.md)
 - [Slovakia](slovakia.md)
-- [Poland](poland.md)
+- [Poland](poland.md)