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 Here is a list of almost all historically notable women (this is NOT cherrypicked, it's randomly sampled):
 
-- **[Ada Lovelace](ada_lovelace.md)**: female nobleman who didn't have to work, once scribbled a note to a notebook about a computer made by a man. For this she enjoys endless glory among [feminists](feminism.md).
-- **Agatha Christie**: one of the most famous UK writers, wrote books such as *Ten Little [Niggers](nigger.md)*, one day went nuts and ran somewhere into woods.
-- **Angelina Jolie**: famous for her big brai... sorry, breasts and lips (that were probably made by a man). Very famous for being extremely smar... sorry, sexualizable. Very famous for her intellectual achievemen... sorry, for marrying the most handsome man in Hollywood.
-- **Anne Frank**: famous for having been killed by [Nazis](nazism.md) while being young at the same time, a great achievement.
-- **Beth Harmon**: female who was as good at [chess](chess.md) as men, also a completely fictional character who never existed.
+- **[Ada Lovelace](ada_lovelace.md)**: Female nobleman who didn't have to work, once scribbled a note to a notebook about a computer made by a man. For this she enjoys endless glory among [feminists](feminism.md).
+- **Agatha Christie**: One of the most famous UK writers, wrote books such as *Ten Little [Niggers](nigger.md)*, one day went nuts and ran somewhere into woods.
+- **Angelina Jolie**: Famous for her big brai... sorry, breasts and lips (that were probably made by a man). Very famous for being extremely smar... sorry, sexualizable. Very famous for her intellectual achievemen... sorry, for marrying the most handsome man in Hollywood.
+- **Anne Frank**: Famous for having been killed by [Nazis](nazism.md) while being young at the same time, a great achievement.
+- **Beth Harmon**: Female who was as good at [chess](chess.md) as men, also a completely fictional character who never existed.
 - **Botez sisters**: Most famous female [chess](chess.md) [YouTubers](youtube.md) who are known mainly for their low skill at chess compared to all the male chess YouTubers, making up for it by combining chess with onlyfans style online prostitution ("If you beat me at chess you win a date, but give me odds else I have no chance :D") -- famously hanging one's queen was named the *Botez gambit* after them.
-- **Cecilia Gimenez**: earned notoriety by ruining a priceless fresco painting of [Jesus](jesus.md) by trying to "restore" it in such a way that it became a world wide meme.
-- **Dian Fossey**: lived with gorillas and got murdered, might have actually been [based](based.md), TODO.
-- **Elizabeth II**: queen of [England](uk.md), managed to stay alive for a long time (with the best healthcare available in the world, but still!).
-- **[Elizabeth Holmes](elizabeth_holmes.md)**: cringe and creepy psychopath who obsessively tried to imitate [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md), started a huge [corporation](corporation.md) and manipulated uncountable people into a one of the biggest frauds in history, sentenced to 11 years in jail.
-- **Emily Wilding Davison**: injured an innocent horse by jumping in its way as a "protest".
-- **Eowyn of Rohan** from [Lord of the Rings](lotr.md): woman that fought in battles just like men, fictional.
-- **Eve of the [Bible](bible.md)**: achieved probably the biggest fuck up in [history](history.md), she did the single one thing she was forbidden from doing without even gaining much benefit from it, she ate some kind of [God](god.md) forbidden fruit, enraged God and doomed all people who will ever live to be banished from paradise :D
-- **[Girlvinyl](girlvinyl.md)**: started [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md), then went 180 degrees, tried to kill it, failed.
-- **Grass Hopper**: did something with computers maybe, celebrated as greatest woman superhero.
-- **[Greta Thunberg](greta_thunberg.md)**: cried during a speech or something, also was able to sit in the street for a long time instead of sitting in the school, a great achievement indeed. Another groundbreaking achievement that definitely deserves a world wide attention is that she has [autism](austism.md), something that's very hard to do and requires a lot of practice, talent and selfless dedication.
-- **Helen of Troy**: caused the Troy war.
-- **Hermione Granger**: smart girl, also fictional (these two attributes seem to go together in girls). { I kinda liked Luna Lovegood though <3 ~drummyfish } Another achievement is that she somehow has the skin color of all [races](race.md) at the same time somehow.
-- **Jack The Ripper's victims**: prostitutes famous for being killed by a famous serial killer.
-- **J. K. Rowling**: woman who wrote [7 books](harry_potter.md) on a toilet paper because she didn't have money for normal paper, pretty impressive; also known for being especially bad at [math](math.md).
-- **Joan of Arc**: [militant](military.md) nationalist [fascist](fascism.md), basically Christian [jihadist](jihad.md).
-- **Judit Polgar**: best non-fictional female [chess](chess.md) player that at her peak managed the incredible feat of ranking #56 in the world while actually existing. A woman who historically actually almost managed to challenge third grade male league, that already means something.
-- **Katie Bouman**: posted a 3x3 pixel image of a """black hole""", turned out to be a fake [LMAO](lmao.md), destroyed her career. Imagine the peak woman """scientist""" lifetime achievement being a 9 pixel image that a child can make in MS paint. It's actually sad.
-- **Lisa Nowak**: a female """astronaut""", [military](military.md) """pilot""", i.e. someone who would ideally be among those with highest mental stability and reliability, who nonetheless one day went on a rage frenzy over a sexual affair with some army chad, pepper sprayed some other bitch and was subsequently charged with attempted murder after weapons were found in her car... women... :D
-- **Lisa Simpson**: smart girl, fictional.
-- **[Marie Curie](marie_curie.md)**: this one might actually have been quite skilled and [based](based.md), although she looked like a cave ogre, she won two Nobel Prizes (at the time when there were no diversity quotas so it actually counts), though she probably stole most of her work from her husband.
-- **Marilyn vos Savant**: a woman """genius""" with a career based solely on "being smart", a fraudster of "Christopher Langan" type who humbly proclaims she is much smarter than [Einstein](einsten.md), Euler, Gauss, Von Neumann, Fourier, Newton, Fermat, Terrence Tao, Goethe, Carlsen and in short all living beings that ever existed in our universe, listed in every teenager magazine ever printed as """the human with highest [IQ](iq.md)""" despite a few minor discrepancies such as that A): IQ can't even be measured as high as she claims she scored (:D), B): many men with much higher (at least estimated) IQ actually existed, such as William James Sidis (who actually backed his estimated 200+ IQ by absolutely real, extraordinary intellectual abilities that were never questioned by anyone, without boasting about it), and also C): the fact that she literally turned out to be a fraud -- besides the mentioned impossibility of scoring such a number, achieving literally nothing in life except for writing a column about two high-school level math problems (and getting one of them wrong [lmao](lmao.md)), she achieved world-wide embarrassment by trying to play a smart ass by criticizing the proof of Fermat's Last Theorem without actually understanding absolute basics of mathematics and logic, she was immediately exposed and had to take her argument back :D IQ high above 200 should be a guarantee of being able to easily comprehend any kind of subject, especially mathematical. { She may be smarter than an average great ape, but I would probably be willing to bet a lot on any average math undergrad beating this woman easily at any mental game. In fact she is as suspicious as can be, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was revealed she just bought her IQ score and "her" columns were written by her husband (who seems to be a smart guy) ~drummyfish }
-- **Mary**: famous for giving birth to [the most famous man in history](jesus.md). Also for being virgin, something very rare in a woman -- this is so unbelievable in fact that some branches of Christianity refuse to believe Mary was a virgin despite still believing in miracles like resurrecting dead.
-- **Miriam Hargreave**: engraved her name in the Guinness World Record book by taking 40 attempts to pass her driver's license test.
-- **Miss Marple**: smart woman detective, fictional.
-- **[Mother Teresa](mother_theresa.md)**: maybe also based? TODO: research
+- **China Arnold**: [Black](nigger.md) woman who, besides being named [China](china.md) and naming her daughter Paris, is famous for having microwaved her aforementioned infant daughter alive.
+- **Cecilia Gimenez**: Earned notoriety by ruining a priceless fresco painting of [Jesus](jesus.md) by trying to "restore" it in such a way that it became a world wide [meme](meme.md).
+- **Dian Fossey**: Lived with gorillas and got murdered, might have actually been [based](based.md), TODO.
+- **Elizabeth II**: queen of [England](uk.md), Managed to stay alive for a long time (with the best healthcare available in the world, but still!).
+- **[Elizabeth Holmes](elizabeth_holmes.md)**: Cringe and creepy psychopath who obsessively tried to imitate [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md), started a huge [corporation](corporation.md) and manipulated uncountable people into a one of the biggest frauds in history, sentenced to 11 years in jail.
+- **Emily Wilding Davison**: Injured an innocent horse by jumping in its way as a "protest".
+- **Eowyn of Rohan** from [Lord of the Rings](lotr.md): Woman that fought in battles just like men, fictional.
+- **Eve of the [Bible](bible.md)**: Achieved probably the biggest fuck up in [history](history.md), she did the single one thing she was forbidden from doing without even gaining much benefit from it, she ate some kind of [God](god.md) forbidden fruit, enraged God and doomed all people who will ever live to be banished from paradise :D
+- **[Girlvinyl](girlvinyl.md)**: Started [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md), then went 180 degrees, tried to kill it, failed.
+- **Grass Hopper**: Did something with computers maybe, celebrated as greatest woman superhero.
+- **[Greta Thunberg](greta_thunberg.md)**: Cried during a speech or something, also was able to sit in the street for a long time instead of sitting in the school, a great achievement indeed. Another groundbreaking achievement that definitely deserves a world wide attention is that she has [autism](austism.md), something that's very hard to do and requires a lot of practice, talent and selfless dedication.
+- **Helen of Troy**: Caused the Troy war.
+- **Hermione Granger**: Smart girl, also fictional (these two attributes seem to go together in girls). { I kinda liked Luna Lovegood though <3 ~drummyfish } Another achievement is that she somehow has the skin color of all [races](race.md) at the same time somehow.
+- **Jack The Ripper's victims**: Prostitutes famous for being killed by a famous serial killer.
+- **J. K. Rowling**: Woman who wrote [7 books](harry_potter.md) on a toilet paper because she didn't have money for normal paper, pretty impressive; also known for being especially bad at [math](math.md).
+- **Joan of Arc**: [Militant](military.md) nationalist [fascist](fascism.md), basically Christian [jihadist](jihad.md).
+- **Judit Polgar**: Best non-fictional female [chess](chess.md) player that at her peak managed the incredible feat of ranking #56 in the world while actually existing. A woman who historically actually almost managed to challenge third grade male league, that already means something.
+- **Katie Bouman**: Posted a 3x3 pixel image of a """black hole""", turned out to be a fake [LMAO](lmao.md), destroyed her career. Imagine the peak woman """scientist""" lifetime achievement being a 9 pixel image that a child can make in MS paint. It's actually sad.
+- **Lisa Nowak**: A female """astronaut""", [military](military.md) """pilot""", i.e. someone who would ideally be among those with highest mental stability and reliability, who nonetheless one day went on a rage frenzy over a sexual affair with some army chad, pepper sprayed some other bitch and was subsequently charged with attempted murder after weapons were found in her car... women... :D
+- **Lisa Simpson**: Smart girl, fictional.
+- **[Marie Curie](marie_curie.md)**: This one might actually have been quite skilled and [based](based.md), although she looked like a cave ogre, she won two Nobel Prizes (at the time when there were no diversity quotas so it actually counts), though she probably stole most of her work from her husband.
+- **Marilyn vos Savant**: A woman """genius""" with a career based solely on "being smart", a fraudster of "Christopher Langan" type who humbly proclaims she is much smarter than [Einstein](einsten.md), Euler, Gauss, Von Neumann, Fourier, Newton, Fermat, Terrence Tao, Goethe, Carlsen and in short all living beings that ever existed in our universe, listed in every teenager magazine ever printed as """the human with highest [IQ](iq.md)""" despite a few minor discrepancies such as that A): IQ can't even be measured as high as she claims she scored (:D), B): many men with much higher (at least estimated) IQ actually existed, such as William James Sidis (who actually backed his estimated 200+ IQ by absolutely real, extraordinary intellectual abilities that were never questioned by anyone, without boasting about it), and also C): the fact that she literally turned out to be a fraud -- besides the mentioned impossibility of scoring such a number, achieving literally nothing in life except for writing a column about two high-school level math problems (and getting one of them wrong [lmao](lmao.md)), she achieved world-wide embarrassment by trying to play a smart ass by criticizing the proof of Fermat's Last Theorem without actually understanding absolute basics of mathematics and logic, she was immediately exposed and had to take her argument back :D IQ high above 200 should be a guarantee of being able to easily comprehend any kind of subject, especially mathematical. { She may be smarter than an average great ape, but I would probably be willing to bet a lot on any average math undergrad beating this woman easily at any mental game. In fact she is as suspicious as can be, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was revealed she just bought her IQ score and "her" columns were written by her husband (who seems to be a smart guy) ~drummyfish }
+- **Mary**: Famous for giving birth to [the most famous man in history](jesus.md). Also for being virgin, something very rare in a woman -- this is so unbelievable in fact that some branches of Christianity refuse to believe Mary was a virgin despite still believing in miracles like resurrecting dead.
+- **Miriam Hargreave**: Engraved her name in the Guinness World Record book by taking 40 attempts to pass her driver's license test.
+- **Miss Marple**: Smart woman detective, fictional.
+- **[Mother Teresa](mother_theresa.md)**: Maybe also [based](based.md)? TODO: research
 - **Nasim Aghdam**: Tried to do mass shooting in [YouTube](youtube.md) headquarters but only managed to kill herself. Women...
-- **Olga Hepnarova**: ran over 8 people with a truck, later executed.
-- **Sharon Stone**: showed vagina on camera.
-- **Sophia Loren**: famous for big boobs.
-- **Yoko Ono**: destroyed the most famous music band in history.
+- **Olga Hepnarova**: Ran over 8 people with a truck, later executed.
+- **Sharon Stone**: Showed vagina on camera.
+- **Sophia Loren**: Famous for big boobs.
+- **Yoko Ono**: Destroyed the most famous music band in history.
 - ...
 
 { People ask me why I'm bashing women so much here :D Basically for [fun](fun.md), but the main reason is probably [feminism](feminism.md) -- the more they try to make women godlike, the more fun I make of them. So blame feminists basically. But it is definitely true women are dumb and less skilled at everything, propaganda just tries to cover the truth so I uncover it here again. ~drummyfish }