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 - For discovering other methods it might be useful to dig in similar topics such as avoiding military service. For example breathing cacao before the medical entry examination was a popular way to simulate lung disease in the past -- nowadays with better technology this may no longer work, but still at least useful hints and directions may be found this way.
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+## Least Harmful Slaveries
+
+*See also [making living](living.md).*
+
+Should you be so unlucky to [find no way](great_trap.md) of out of slavery, don't despair, it's still possible to minimize your suffering as well as damage to society by choosing one of the least harmful "jobs". The less money you need, the more freedom of choice you get, the less stress, responsibility and working hours you'll have to suffer, so aim to minimize your spendings. Even if slavery is inevitable, personal freedom can still be increased by lowering one's dependence on the system so that eventually the slavery becomes a minor nuisance to suffer from time to time to get by. Here are some slaveries you may consider:
+
+- **janitor, cleaner**: Next to zero responsibility and stress, a labor that keeps not only the toilet cleans but also your mind, after getting used to the routine one can easily think about one's [projects](project.md) during the work.
+- **interpreter**: Ideal for those speaking uncommon and/or difficult [language](human_language.md), simply paid for parroting what one hears. If you're smart, you can learn Japanese or Chinese in a few years with some dedication. Being a tourist guide can be comfy, you get enjoy fresh air and walks every day.
+- **animal caretaker**: May be more emotionally and physically challenging, but also the more meaningful and admirable. Look for animal shelters, small farms etc.
+- **night guard, chair sitter**: Comfy, nobrainer job, a lot of times you're paid for simply staying awake at night and being alone, keeping an eye on someone's property, which normies find boring. If you're however one of the few who in fact crave nothing else than being left alone with a [book](books.md), this is exactly what you want to search for.
+- **leaflet distribution, mailman**: Daily exercise and fresh air, probably not talking to anyone much. Be careful about big [corporations](corporation.md) though, their delivery jobs are hell! Find something very small, a remote village where you walk on foot from house to house and just throw stuff in mailboxes.
+- **teacher**: Can be stressful, difficult and requires education and dedication, but may also be fulfilling and satisfying to the more extroverted guys. The main advantage is the long holidays! Ideal is probably a half time teaching at a university as dealing with young kids in elementary and high school is probably an incredible pain in the ass.
+- **prostitute**: Mostly for [women](woman.md), can be a pleasant way of making big money and subsequently having a lot of free time, but can be risky due to diseases, violence and [law](law.md).
+- **charity organizations, non-profits**: Again one of the more difficult and stressful options, but if an office work can't be avoided, then at least let it be something closer to ethical, non-corporate world.
+- **street artist**: Earning money with live performance is much more [ethically](ethics.md) sane and healthy than supporting [copyright](copyright.md) and sitting on one's ass in front of a computer, plus you don't rely on distributors, recording studios, license lawyers, computers and other [bullshit](bullshit.md)/[bloat](bloat.md) and middle men. Just you, your art and your audience in the most genuine connection. Fresh air is also an advantage, imagine just practicing what you love every day and people paying you for watching. This doesn't have to be just [music](music.md), maybe you're a great painter, juggler, [chess](chess.md) players or a "living statue", anything goes if the crowd appreciates it.
+- **[free software](free_software.md)**: Working with computers is actually discouraged, not only because of all the [suicide](suicide.md) inducing [toxicity](toxic.md), but also because it generally ties one to a computer too much, considering that free time is nowadays also spent predominantly behind a computer. But should there be no other option, helping ethical computing is at lest the best that can be done.
+- **simple manual jobs**: E.g. helping out at some small farm, construction (for those who want to work out), handicraft, ...
+- ...
+
+**What to avoid**: mainly works for [corporations](corporation.md), office jobs, jobs in big cities, working with people and [computers](computer.md), anything with responsibility and high salary, shitty, unhealthy and dangerous environments such as factories.
+
 ## See Also
 
 - [antiwork](antiwork.md)
-- [NEET](neet.md)
+- [NEET](neet.md)
+- [making living](living.md)