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# Zoomer
Zoomers (also *GenZ*, *zombie generation* or *technoslave*) are weird aliens that started to be born instead of real people from around late [1990s](90s.md), they come after [millennials](millennial.md), the last generation of true people to have appeared on [Earth](earth.md). Zoomers are very scary, like slenderman from creepypasta, basically robotic entities born from normal people, no longer having real emotion or normal taste, ability to see what looks good or bad or what's nice and what's degenerated, they are just born to hold a cellphone and [consume](consumerism.md) ads that appear on the display served by the [corporations](corporation.md). One trouble with zoomers is also that no matter where they're born, they're [american](usa.md). Usually they look like the mentioned slenderman: two to three meters tall -- due to having grown up in [21st century](21st_century.md) and only dieting genetically modified chicken -- but extremely anorexic and wearing broccoli haircut, constantly looking down into the [smartphone](smartphone.md) which the zoomer's organism needs to survive; without smartphone a zoomer falls into coma and dies within 24 hours. Zoomers are absolute slaves to [technology](tech.md) (without knowing how it works), mental [illnesses](disease.md) (of which they must have at least 10) as well as sexual confusion -- zoomer has no idea what gender or even species he is, he thinks he is a [rabbit](furry.md) hermaphrodite or [transsexual](transsexual.md) fluid or afroamerican jewish spiderman or something, it would just be weird for him to be a normal man or [woman](woman.md). He also thinks only about [sex](sex.md) from the day he is born, he can't watch even a child fairytale without sexually analyzing every scene and painting [rule 34](rule34.md) scenarios in his head, he has addiction to masturbation, [porn](porn.md), [Internet](internet.md), [ads](marketing.md), food, [ricing](ricing.md), TikTok videos and all in all just everything he comes to contact with. Zoomer chicks are practically just a walking ass with tiny head on top, they have trousers pulled up below armpits like Clint Eastwood, to showcase that gigantic ass (despite actually protesting sexualization of women). For some reason they also have ugly faces -- usually the youngest generation is also the prettiest, but this somehow doesn't hold for zoomers, perhaps due to general degradation of the gene pool.
Zoomers (also *GenZ*, *zombie generation* or *technoslave*) are weird aliens that started to be born instead of real people from around late [1990s](90s.md), they come after [millennials](millennial.md), the last generation of true people to have appeared on [Earth](earth.md). Zoomers are very scary, like slenderman from creepypasta, basically robotic entities born from normal people, no longer having real emotion or normal taste, ability to see what looks good or bad or what's nice and what's degenerated, they are just born to hold a cellphone and [consume](consumerism.md) ads that appear on the display served by the [corporations](corporation.md). One trouble with zoomers is also that no matter where they're born, they're [american](usa.md). Usually they look like the mentioned slenderman: two to three meters tall -- due to having grown up in [21st century](21st_century.md) and only dieting genetically modified chicken -- but extremely [anorexic](anorexia.md) and wearing broccoli haircut, constantly looking down into the [smartphone](smartphone.md) which the zoomer's organism needs to survive; without smartphone a zoomer falls into coma and dies within 24 hours. Zoomers are absolute slaves to [technology](tech.md) (without knowing how it works), mental [illnesses](disease.md) (of which they must have at least 10) as well as sexual confusion -- zoomer has no idea what gender or even species he is, he thinks he is a [rabbit](furry.md) hermaphrodite or [transsexual](transsexual.md) fluid or afroamerican [jewish](jew.md) spiderman or something, it would just be weird for him to be a normal man or [woman](woman.md). He also thinks only about [sex](sex.md) from the day he is born, he can't watch even a child fairytale without sexually analyzing every scene and painting [rule 34](rule34.md) scenarios in his head, he has addiction to masturbation, [porn](porn.md), [Internet](internet.md), [ads](marketing.md), food, [ricing](ricing.md), TikTok videos and all in all just everything he comes to contact with. Zoomer chicks look like Jynx from [Pokemon](pokemon.md), practically just a walking ass with tiny head on top, they have trousers pulled up below armpits like Clint Eastwood, to showcase that gigantic ass (despite actually protesting sexualization of women). For some reason they also have ugly faces -- usually the youngest generation is also the prettiest, but this somehow doesn't hold for zoomers, perhaps due to general degradation of the gene pool.
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