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@ -57,6 +57,7 @@ Also remember the worst thing you can do to a joke is put a [disclaimer](disclai
- `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
- Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
- the [downto](downto.md) operator
- My girlfriend just left me, she said it's because she thought I was a [pedophile](pedophilia.md). Those are some strong words for an eleven year old.
- [Schizophrenia](schizo.md) beats being alone.
- Our new [app](app.md) partly adopts the [KISS](kiss.md) philosophy, specifically the "stupid" part.
- I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)