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@ -115,6 +115,7 @@ Also remember the worst thing you can do to a joke is put a [disclaimer](disclai
- If man speaks in the forest and there is no [woman](woman.md) around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- A [transsexual](tranny.md), [coder](coding.md) and a [capitalist](capitalism.md) find a magic device with a text written on it that says: "you cannot tell me a lie!" They decide to test it, so the transsexual says: "I think I'm a real woman" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The coder says: "I think I am smart" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The capitalist says: "I think ..." -- and PUFF, he's gone.
- Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
- What does a pirate on a sinking ship say? "[Leak, arrrr](licar.md)!" { Donated by Ramon :D ~drummyfish }
- There's a new trend on [TikTok](tiktok.md): the Russian roulette challenge. No one has won yet, they forgot to tell them it's played with a revolver.
- In C++ friends have access to your private members.
- Hey, do you like podcasts? I don't need that, I have schizophrenia.