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- **Florida**: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
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- **Indians** (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
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- **Texas**: oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country
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- **US south**: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country
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- **US south**: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country, very typical accent
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- **Antarctica**:
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- no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
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- **Arabs**:
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- some may be rich oil sheikhs
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- weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
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- on plane make everyone nervous
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- names: Ahmed, Muhammad, Ali, Abdul, Aladin, ...
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- **Asians**: see asian race
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- **[Chinese](china.md)**:
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- smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
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- whale hunters
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- regularly attacked by Godzilla
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- if not attacked by Godzilla, earthquake is happening
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- named usually something like Toshiba Mitsubishi
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- **Mongolia**:
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- everyone rides a horse constantly
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- everyone wears a bow
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- whores and pornstars
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- simpletons
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- nightmare tourists, behave like shit in foreign countries, are funny and ridiculous, carry tons of stuff to the beaches
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- named Petr Novak
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- **Dutch** (Netherlands):
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- everyone rides bicycles
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- all drugs legal and sold everywhere
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- [football](football.md) fans, additionally also practice incomprehensible sports/games like cricket and bridge
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- dislike French
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- bad cuisine
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- ugly women
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- flappy ears
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- defenseless placebo cops that wear no guns and ride horses
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- **French**:
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- everyone plays [football](football.md)
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- nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
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- slums, poverty, drugs, violence
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- always named Ronaldo
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- **Canadian**:
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- extremely polite
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- ice hockey fans
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- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
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- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
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- weapon of choice is machete
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- named Jesus or Jose, women always named Maria
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- named Jesus, Jose or Pedro, women always named Maria
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- on gore sites Mexican cartels are infamous for being possibly the cruelest, even compared to Al-Qaeda etc.
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- **Russian**:
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- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
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- ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
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- don't give a shit about anything
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- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
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- food sucks
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- food sucks, national food is something like boiled grass
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- good at [chess](chess.md)
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- babushkas everywhere
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- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
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- named Sasha, Andrei, Ivan or Vlad
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- named Sasha (Alexander), Boris, Andrei, Misha, Ivan or Vlad, the only two existing women names in Russia are Anastasia and Natasha
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- **by [races](race.md)**:
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- **asian**:
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- exceptionally smart and educated
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- in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas (in South Park the black guy's name is literally Token)
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- classic stereotypes such as big lips, "big momma", cotton slaves etc.
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- if he is smart, then it's "street smart"
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- possible proffesions: pimp, drug dealer, thief, rapper, jazz musician, cotton slave, sprinter, none
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- women have gigantic asses
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- very typical tone of voice, accent and body language, exagerrated hand and head gestures
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- **gypsies**:
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- don't [work](work.md), steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
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- children don't go to school, uneducated, can hardly read
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- can adapt to any environment
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- do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
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- bad at [sports](sport.md)
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- typical names: Isaac, Levi (Levy), Cohen (Kohen), Esther, ...
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- **[slavs](slav.md)**:
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- [trolls](troll.md)
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- don't give a [shit](shit.md) much about anything
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- either poor or rich Russian mafia bosses
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- cheap soviet stuff
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- the typical heavy accent
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- usually named something like Vlad, Lada, ...
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- **[white](white.md)**
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- pinnacle of [evolution](evolution.md), like Michelangelo's David is the peak of [art](art.md)
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- smart, beautiful, generally good at everything
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- can be surprisingly badass
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- **other**:
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- **[art](art.md)/humanities students**:
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- broke
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- "You want fries with that?", will work at McDonald's
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- broke, poor, hungry (see also PhD student)
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- "You want fries with that?", destined to work at McDonald's
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- too stupid to study real university
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- hippie, 100% does drugs
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- **boomers**:
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- use only ultra ancient technology, ignore (and have no clue about) anything [modern](modern.md)
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- use only ultra ancient technology, ignore (and have no clue about) anything [modern](modern.md), will forever use [IRC](irc.md)
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- still use [punchcards](punchcard.md), program in [assembly](assembly.md) or possibly by physically soldering circuits
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- don't give a shit about [political correctness](political_correctness.md), hate [niggers](nigger.md) and [women](woman.md) in tech
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- fat, dirty, unkept beard, hippie outfit, drink beer
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- conservative, rightists
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- for chat only use [IRC](irc.md)
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- either conservative rightists or hippie
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- for chat only use [IRC](irc.md), [email](email.md) at worst
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- may dwell on [Facebook](facebook.md)
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- favorite bands are AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and such
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- believe in "old economy"
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- succeeded at everything in life, has wife, house and kids
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- favorite video games include pong, pac-man and PDP-5 text adventures
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- **doctors** (of medicine):
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- unreadable handwriting
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- play golf
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- **engineers**:
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- solving "practical" problems with a pragmatic approach, use inaccurate and ugly and/or [brute force](brute_force.md) but [good enough](good_enough.md)/[just works](just_werks.md) solutions, e.g. the infamous "engineer approximation" of [pi](pi.md) is just 3
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- mathematicians and physicists see them as stupid, they're kind of too retarded to do actual math
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- mathematicians and physicists see them as stupid, they're kind of too retarded to do actual math; on the other hand engineers are slightly better at practical life and socializing
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- pleased by things such as good welds, nice cable management and model trains
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- **gingers**:
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- have no soul
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- **"hackers"**:
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- pale and skeleton skinny
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- pale and [skeleton skinny](anorexia.md)
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- very eccentric look
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- laptop covered in stickers
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- 3000 IQ
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- 3000 [IQ](iq.md)
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- can hack anything at any time by furiously bashing keyboard, including ATMs, traffick lights and government databases
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- socially awkward, laughs like he's insane (which he probably is)
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- rebel, "anarchist", political activist
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- [21st century](21st_century.md) "hacker": [furry](furry.md) transsexual gay, covered in [tattoos](tattoo.md) and piercing, basically the worst abomination under the sun
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- **lawyers**:
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- lowest lifeform known to man, even below cockroaches, parasites and leeches, slick and ruthless bastards with no conscience, only count won cases and [money](money.md)
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- lowest lifeform known to man, even below earthworms and cockroaches, parasites and leeches, slick and ruthless bastards with no conscience, only count won cases and [money](money.md)
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- no [morals](morality.md) whatsoever, lie is their daily bread, will defend anyone
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- always wear suit and briefcase, even if it should be stuffed with hay
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- **managers**:
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- fuck secretaries
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- **mathematicians**:
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- unusable in [real life](irl.md)
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- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), asperger's or other kind of insanity
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- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), asperger's or other kind of [insanity](disease.md)
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- introverted and socially awkward to the max, don't know how to talk to people
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- weird as fuck, can be completely robotic or laugh uncontrollably at random occasions
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- obsessed with chalk
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- can't understand anything that can't be described by equations, such as emotions
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- random hobbies such as juggling
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- random hobbies such as juggling or card tricks
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- **millennials**:
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- something between boomers and zoomers?
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- kind of poor and lazy and "leftist", but not as much as zoomers
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- failed at everything in life, has shitty job, no wife or kids
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- good with technology
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- from GenZ viewpoint almost equated to boomers
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- [90s](90s.md) enjoyers, connected to franchises like [Harry Potter](harry_potter.md), [Doom](doom.md) and [Pokemon](pokemon.md)
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- disappointed with the world
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- favorite band is Linkin Park
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- drink beer with energy drinks
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- **[PhD](phd.md) students**:
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- academic slaves
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- lives solely on coffee and pizza
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- **[zoomers](zoomer.md)**:
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- broccoli haircut
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- defined by such garbage as Minecraft and TikTok
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- defined by such garbage as Minecraft, Roblox and TikTok
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- can't do anything in real life, such as change a lightbulb or hammer a nail, can only operate smartphone
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- males are 3 meters tall but anorexic and thin like paper, weights 40 kg (this is the beauty ideal of a zoomer girl)
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- has no idea what gender or [species](furry.md) he is, switches genders every few minutes
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