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@ -121,29 +121,32 @@ Here is a list of almost all historically notable women (this is NOT cherrypicke
- **[Ada Lovelace](ada_lovelace.md)**: female nobleman who didn't have to work, once scribbled a note to a notebook about a computer made by a man. For this she enjoys endless glory among [feminists](feminism.md).
- **Agatha Christie**: one of the most famous UK writers, wrote books such as *Ten Little [Niggers](nigger.md)*, one day went nuts and ran somewhere into woods.
- **Angelina Jolie**: famous for her big brai... sorry, boobs. Very famous for being extremely smar... sorry, sexualizable. Very famous for her intellectual achievemen... sorry, for marrying the most handsome man in Hollywood.
- **Anne Frank**: famous for having been killed by [Nazis](nazism.md) while being young.
- **Beth Harmon**: female who was as good at [chess](chess.md) as men, also a completely fictional character who never existed.
- **Botez sisters**: Most famous female [chess](chess.md) [YouTubers](youtube.md) who are known mainly for their low skill at chess compared to all the male chess YouTubers, making up for it by combining chess with onlyfans style of online whoring ("If you beat me at chess you win a date, but give me odds else I have no chance :D") -- famously hanging one's queen was named the *Botez gambit* after them.
- **Elizabeth II**: queen of [England](uk.md), managed to stay alive for a long time.
- **[Elizabeth Holmes](elizabeth_holmes.md)**: cringe and creepy psychopath who obsessively tried to imitate [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md), started a huge [corporation](corporation.md) and manipulated uncountable people into a huge fraud, sentenced to 11 years in jail.
- **Emily Wilding Davison**: injured an innocent horse by jumping under it in a protest.
- **Eowyn of Rohan** from [Lord of the Rings](lotr.md): woman that fought in battles just like a man, fictional.
- **Eowyn of Rohan** from [Lord of the Rings](lotr.md): woman that fought in battles just like men, fictional.
- **Eve of the [Bible](bible.md)**: achieved probably the biggest fuck up in [history](history.md), she did the single one thing she was forbidden from doing without even gaining much benefit from it, she ate some kind of [God](god.md) forbidden fruit, enraged God and doomed all people who will ever live to be banished from paradise :D
- **[Girlvinyl](girlvinyl.md)**: started [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md), then went 180 degrees, tried to kill it, failed.
- **[Greta Thunberg](greta_thunberg.md)**: cried during a speech or something.
- **Grass Hopper**: did something with computers maybe, celebrated as greatest woman superhero.
- **[Greta Thunberg](greta_thunberg.md)**: cried during a speech or something a great achievement.
- **Helen of Troy**: caused the Troy war.
- **Hermione Granger**: smart girl, also fictional (these two attributes seem to go together in girls). { I kinda liked Luna Lovegood though <3 ~drummyfish }
- **Jack The Ripper's victims**: prostitutes famous for being killed by a famous serial killer.
- **J. K. Rowling**: woman who wrote [7 books](harry_potter.md) on a toilet paper because she didn't have money for normal paper, pretty impressive.
- **Joan of Arc**: [militant](military.md) nationalist [fascist](fascism.md), basically Christian [jihadist](jihad.md).
- **Judit Polgar**: best non-fictional female [chess](chess.md) player that at her peak managed the incredible feat of ranking #56 in the world while actually existing.
- **[Marie Curie](marie_curie.md)**: this one was actually probably quite skilled and [based](based.md), although she looked like a cave troll, she won two Nobel Prizes (at the time when there were no diversity quotas so it actually counts), though she probably stole most of her work from her husband.
- **Lisa Nowak**: a female astronaut, military pilot, i.e. someone who would ideally be among those with highest mental stability and reliability, who nonetheless one day went on a rage frenzy over a sexual affair with some army chad, pepper sprayed some other bitch and was subsequently charged with attempted murder after weapons were found in her car... women... :D
- **Judit Polgar**: best non-fictional female [chess](chess.md) player that at her peak managed the incredible feat of ranking #56 in the world while actually existing. A woman who historically actually almost managed to challenge third grade male league, that already means something.
- **Katie Bouman**: posted a 3x3 pixel image of a """black hole""", turned out to be a fake [LMAO](lmao.md), destroyed her career. Imagine the peak woman """scientist""" lifetime achievement being a 9 pixel image that a child can make in MS paint. It's actually sad.
- **Lisa Nowak**: a female """astronaut""", [military](military.md) """pilot""", i.e. someone who would ideally be among those with highest mental stability and reliability, who nonetheless one day went on a rage frenzy over a sexual affair with some army chad, pepper sprayed some other bitch and was subsequently charged with attempted murder after weapons were found in her car... women... :D
- **Lisa Simpson**: smart girl, fictional.
- **[Marie Curie](marie_curie.md)**: this one was actually probably quite skilled and [based](based.md), although she looked like a cave troll, she won two Nobel Prizes (at the time when there were no diversity quotas so it actually counts), though she probably stole most of her work from her husband.
- **Mary**: famous for giving birth to [the most famous man in history](jesus.md). Also for being virgin -- this is so unbelievable in fact that some branches of Christianity refuse to believe Mary was a virgin despite still believing in miracles like resurrecting dead.
- **Miss Marple**: smart woman detective, fictional.
- **[Mother Teresa](mother_theresa.md)**: maybe also based? TODO: research
- **Nasim Aghdam**: Tried to do mass shooting in [YouTube](youtube.md) headquarters but only managed to kill herself.
- **Nasim Aghdam**: Tried to do mass shooting in [YouTube](youtube.md) headquarters but only managed to kill herself. Women...
- **Olga Hepnarova**: ran over 8 people with a truck, later executed.
- **Sharon Stone**: showed vagina on camera.
- **Sophia Loren**: famous for big boobs.
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Yes. Have they ever achieved anything? No.
## Womans Are Stupid?
Kinda yes.
## Conclusion
Women are stupid.
## See Also
- [penetration testing](penetration_testing.md)
- [waifu](waifu.md)
- [man](man.md)
- [t-girl](tgirl.md)
- [babushka](babushka.md)
- [waifu](waifu.md)
- [penetration testing](penetration_testing.md)
- Encyclopedia Dramatica's take on the topic: https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Woman
- [dogpill](dogpill.md)
- [dogpill](dogpill.md)