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jokes.md

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 - What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million very precise mistakes per second.
 - A very progressive African country recently allowed [women](woman.md) in universities. The prime minister said: "the cleaning won't do itself".
 - Which drink is the favorite of a [liberal](liberalism.md)? Wine.
-- What kind of public transport do [afroamericans](nigger.md) use most commonly? Back of a police car.
+- What kind of public transport do [afroamericans](nigger.md) use most commonly? Back seat of a police car.
 - The new version of MacOS is going to constantly have [gay](gay.md) porn playing as a wallpaper. Why? So that you don't feel alone in being fucked in the ass when using it.
 - How many [Python](python.md) programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? Only one -- he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
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 - Which argument fallacy is best used against an [LGBT](lgbt.md) [soyentist](soyence.md)? Ad homosexual.
 - Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
 - How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
-- What does safe sex mean? It's when the girl doesn't know your name or address..
+- What does safe sex mean? It's when the girl doesn't know your name or address.
 - Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
 - An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
 - The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at least until we're finished building them.