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jokes.md

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 - Our new [app](app.md) partly adopts the [KISS](kiss.md) philosophy, specifically the "stupid" part.
 - I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
-- What's long ans sticky? A stick.
+- What's long and sticky? A stick.
 - The term *military intelligence* is an oxymoron. The term *criminal lawyer* is a redundancy.
 - Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
 - What does short circuited [capacitor](capacitor.md) and [gratis software](freeware.md) have in common? They are free of charge.
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 - The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
 least until we're finished building them.
 - How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
+- A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.
 - What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.
 - The new version of [Windows](windows.md) is going to be backdoor free! The backdoor will be free of charge.