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- I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
- The term *military intelligence* is an oxymoron. The term *criminal lawyer* is a redundancy.
- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
- What does short circuited [capacitor](capacitor.md) and [gratis software](freeware.md) have in common? They are free of charge.
- You scratch my [tape](tape.md), I scratch yours.
- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
- [Manager](manager.md) is that who thinks 9 women can produce a child in 1 month.
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- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
least until we're finished building them.
- The new version of [Windows](windows.md) is going to be backdoor free! The backdoor will be free of charge.
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