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chess.md

@@ -166,6 +166,8 @@ The individual men and their movement rules are (no man can move beyond another,
 | queen          | Q      | 9      | like both bishop and rook                                          |strongest piece        |
 | king           | K      | inf    | any of 8 neighboring squares                                       |                       |
 
+{ Cool players call knights *horses* or *ponies* and pawns *peasants*, rook may be called a *tower* and bishop a *sniper* as he often just sits on the main diagonal and shoot pieces that wonder through. Also pronounce *en passant* as "en peasant". Nakamura just calls all pieces a *juicer*. ~drummyfish }
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 **Check**: If the player's king is attacked, i.e. it is immediately possible for an enemy men to capture the king, the player is said to be in check. A player in check has to make such a move as to not be in check after that move.
 
 A player cannot make a move that would leave him in check!
@@ -236,6 +238,7 @@ WORK IN PROGRESS, pls send me more tips :)
   - In a tournament change play based on opponent's race or sex, for example play only one opening against white people and another opening against black people, see if anyone notices the pattern :D
   - Outside tournament take advantage of the fact that you can do whatever the fuck you want: have one hand constantly on the clock and play with the other hand (considered rude and often forbidden), touch and knock over your opponent's pieces, take back your moves, ... and of course when you're losing, "accidentally" knock over the whole board and be like "oops, let's consider it a draw then" :D
   - Trash talk the referee.
+  - Correct the opponent's pronunciation of *en passant*, insist it's pronounced "en peasant".
   - ...
 - online only:
   - Be annoying and offensive in chat, if opponent blunders write `gg`, spam `ez` when you win. If he wins say it was a shit game and accuse him of [cheating](cheating.md).