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@@ -18,6 +18,8 @@ DISCLAIMER: All opinions expressed here are facts. I agree with myself 100% (wel
 
 WARNING: If you are easily [offended](offended_culture.md), then fuck you, you must [fix it](unretard.md). OK but for realz, if you're a real sissy who starts shaking if someone says a bad word, you probably better not browse this site, it might be too much, just go back to whatever safe space you came from and continue living in sweet ignorance. Maybe one day you'll be ready and we will welcome you :)
 
+**100% EFFECTIVE LEGAL ADVICE: GET NAKED RIGHT NOW**, strip all clothes and walk naked from this exact moment, it's guaranteed to work and be cool, FUCK CLOTHES!
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 We shit on your [privacy](privacy.md). Fuck your [cookies](cookie.md) as well.
 
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@@ -150,6 +152,7 @@ Are you a [noob](noob.md) but see our ideas as appealing and would like to join
 - That cockpits of big airplanes speak warnings to the pilots about dangerous situations and one of the warnings literally says "[retard](retard.md)"? It's often the last word the pilots hear before a crash.
 - That as early as 1907 it was possible to send [photographs](photo.md) over long distances via telephone lines (basically [fax](fax.md) them) thanks to Belinographe? The photo was rotating on a cylinder where a beam of light was scanning it by lines and transmitting the reflected light intensity as electric current to the receiver who reversed the process to recreate the image.
 - That hygrometers (devices that measure air humidity) typically work by having a stretched human hair inside which changes its tension based on air [humidity](humidity.md)?
+- That parsing [Perl](perl.md) is [undecidable](decidability.md)?
 - That [tattoos](tattoo.md) cause [cancer](cancer.md)?
 - That there are [exactly 14 ways](https://oeis.org/A250001/a250001_3.pdf) to draw 3 [circles](circle.md) in respect to their intersections?
 - That [modern](modern.md) execution methods, such as lethal injections, gas chambers and electric chairs, are objectively far worse, more painful, barbaric and much less reliable than older methods such a firing squad or guillotine? Despite the fact that euthanasia by lethal injection requires an anesthesia expert, it is carried out by medical NON-professionals, which results in alarming numbers of failed executions and long, agonizing deaths. The purpose of these methods is unsurprisingly purely political, to appeal by their "modernity" and "[scientific](soyence.md) appearance" which in majority of voters [invokes](shortcut_thinking.md) a sense of "[progress](progress.md)" or "humanity", of moving away from medieval barbarism, even if it's the complete opposite.