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@ -467,6 +467,7 @@ WORK IN PROGRESS, pls send me more tips :)
- online only:
- Be annoying and offensive in chat, if opponent blunders write `gg`, spam `ez` when you win. If he wins say it was a shit game and accuse him of [cheating](cheating.md).
- Constantly ask for takebacks, offer draws, report legit opponents for cheating and offensive behavior.
- Definitely wish your opponent BAD luck and that he gets heart attack during the game so that you win. Even though spiritual forces probably aren't real and wishing someone bad or good luck actually does nothing, the chance is still non-zero that gods and ghosts exist and will actually do what you say, so you can't risk lowering your chances of winning by wishing your opponent good luck.
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- Play the bongcloud, fool's mate, 1. h3, 1. g4 or similar offensive opening, especially against a stronger player. Offer a draw after (or even before) the 1st move. Just play knight f3 and back constantly. Castle manually even if you don't have to. Play the exact mirror of opponent's moves -- if he tries to break it then just always try to get back to mirrored position or do some similar shit.
- When losing constantly offer draws, prolong the game AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, before the very last move just let the clock run out.