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jokes.md

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 - The new version of MacOS is going to constantly have [gay](gay.md) porn playing as a wallpaper. Why? So that you don't feel alone in being fucked in the ass when using it.
 - How many [Python](python.md) programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? Only one -- he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
-- One of the great milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
+- One of the biggest milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
 - An evil capitalist, good capitalist and [female](woman.md) genius walk in the park. A bee stings one of them. Who did it sting? The evil capitalists, the other two don't exist.
 - Why did [Bill Gate$](bill_gates.md) make [Windows](windows.md)? After watching Nascar he wanted to bring the excitement of constant crashed to the computing world.
-- Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
+- 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
 - What does a shitty programmer say when his program crashes? [OOP](oop.md)s. { Thanks my secret friend. :D ~drummyfish }
 - Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semiconductor.md)).
+- What's more disgusting than 100 dead babies in a trash bin? One live at the bottom eating its way up.
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
 - Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
 - [Java](java.md) is like Alzheimers -- it starts slow and in some time takes away all your memory.
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 - How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
 - Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
 - Two [women](woman.md) in prison shared a cell for 25 years, what did one say to the other when they were released? "Let's meet next week, you gotta tell me the rest."
+- Did you know how copper wire was invented? When two [Jews](jew.md) found the same penny on the ground.
 - A policeman interrogates a witness of an assault of a gay activist. He asks: "So you saw these 4 men attack the guy? Why didn't you help?". The guy says: "I thought 4 was already enough".
 - What's big and [bloated](bloat.md)? Your mom.
 - A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.
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 - Engineer is that who thinks of equations as [approximations](approximation.md) of the [real world](irl.md). Scientist is someone who thinks of real world as approximation of the equations. Mathematician is that who can't see a connection between real world and equations.
 - [USA](usa.md) is the fastest progressing country in the world: it managed to jump from the uncivilized stage right to decadence without even going through the transitional stage of civilization.
 - 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
+- What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? You probably won't like it as an adult if you're forced it as a kid.
 - A black jew, man in a horse mask and obese transsexual walk into a bar. Oh sorry, you wanted a joke? I'm just describing France in [2020s](21st_century.md).
 - Autocorrect is my worst enema.
 - Today in [Women](woman.md)'s Chess News we are looking at this awesome game with a brilliant king sacrifice.
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 - A [transsexual](tranny.md), [coder](coding.md) and a [capitalist](capitalism.md) find a magic device with a text written on it that says: "you cannot tell me a lie!" They decide to test it, so the transsexual says: "I think I'm a real woman" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The coder says: "I think I am smart" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The capitalist says: "I think ..." -- and PUFF, he's gone.
 - A rich faggot passes by a poor fisherman, he asks the fisherman: "Hey, nice fishing, why don't you buy a boat and hire a few employees to help you out?". The guy says: "Why?" The rich guy continues: "So that you catch more fish, sell them, keep the surplus and buy even more boats." The guy says: "Why?" The rich guy responds: "So that you can make a big business, buy the best ships and have hundreds, if not thousands of employees. Eventually you can make so much money that you'll just pay people to do everything for you, you'll get free time to do whatever you want, like..." -- The guy interrupts him: "go fishing?"
 - Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
+- What do you do when an epileptic falls into a pool? Throw in your laundry.
 - What does a pirate on a sinking ship say? "[Leak, arrrr](licar.md)!" { Donated by Ramon :D ~drummyfish }
 - There's a new trend on [TikTok](tiktok.md): the Russian roulette challenge. No one has won yet, they forgot to tell them it's played with a revolver.
 - In C++ friends have access to your private members.