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*What if [pseudocode](pseudocode.md) was actually code?*
Python (name being a reference to Monty Python) is an exceptionally [bloated](bloat.md), extremely [popular](shit.md) [high level](abstraction.md) [interpreted](interpreter.md) [programming language](programming_language.md). Its priority is readability, popularity and making it easy and fast to bash together some code for anyone with at least half a brain hemisphere, so it is eminently popular among beginners, children, [women](woman.md), non-programmers such as scientists and unqualified [soydevs](soydev.md) who can't handle real languages like [C](c.md). Python [just werks](just_werks.md) and is comfortable, but any program written in it is forever [doomed](doom.md) to be bloated, slow, ugly, big and will unavoidably die without [maintenance](maintenance.md), for Python's updates purposefully break [backwards compatibility](backwards_compatibility.md). Python loves to [update constantly](update_culture.md) so you have to keep rewriting your old programs every day and in fact you must constantly update operating your operating system so that Python has all the newest [dependencies](dependency.md) that it didn't need yesterday but today it does -- today your Python program works, tomorrow it won't, and sometimes it just randomly breaks due to the update because why not, you must just constantly pray and update (just a note: this will never happen to you with [C](c.md)). At this moment it is the language most frequently used for programming "neural net [AI](ai.md)s".
Python (name being a reference to Monty Python) is an exceptionally [bloated](bloat.md), extremely [popular](shit.md) [high level](abstraction.md) [interpreted](interpreter.md) [programming language](programming_language.md). Its priority is readability, popularity and making it easy and fast to bash together some code for anyone with at least half a brain hemisphere, so it is eminently popular among beginners, children, [women](woman.md), non-programmers such as scientists and unqualified [soydevs](soydev.md) who can't handle real languages like [C](c.md). Python [just werks](just_werks.md) and is comfortable, but any program written in it is forever [doomed](doom.md) to be bloated, slow, ugly, big and will unavoidably die without [maintenance](maintenance.md), for Python's updates purposefully break [backwards compatibility](backwards_compatibility.md). Python loves to [update constantly](update_culture.md) so you have to keep rewriting your old programs every day and in fact you must constantly update your operating system so that Python has all the newest [dependencies](dependency.md) that it didn't need yesterday but today it does -- today your Python program works, tomorrow it won't, and sometimes it just randomly breaks due to the update because why not, you must just constantly pray and update (just a note: this will never happen to you with [C](c.md)). At this moment it is the language most frequently used for programming "neural net [AI](ai.md)s".
**Python is extremely slow**, even much slower than [JavaScript](javascript.md) and [PHP](php.md) (according to *Computer Language Benchmarks Game*). If you want to make your python programs faster, use the *PyPy* implementation over the default *CPython*.