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 - Have you heard the [atheists](atheism.md) are starting their own non-prophet?
 - The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
 - Why does a [woman](woman.md) laugh before you tell her a joke? She just got the one you told her last year.
+- Two guys who work at [Microsoft](microsoft.md) go to a casino and stop by a roulette, wondering what number to bet on. One asks the other: "How many times a week do you have sex with your wife?". The guy replies: "Well, usually about 2 times." The first guys says: "Alright, I get laid about 3 times a weak, so let's add it up and bet on 5". The roulette starts spinning and the ball stops at 0. The guy concludes: "See? If we were honest we'd have won."
 - What's a [black](black.md) sprinter called in [America](usa.md)? Guilty.
 - What's do you call a lesbian with long nails? Single.
 - Which argument fallacy is best used against an [LGBT](lgbt.md) [soyentist](soyence.md)? Ad homosexual.