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William "Bill" Gates (28.10.1955 -- hopefully soon) is a [mass murderer and rapist](entrepreneur.md) (i.e. [capitalist](capitalism.md)) who started [Micro$oft](microsoft.md).
He is really dumb, only speaks one language and didn't even finish university. He also has no moral values, but that goes without saying for any rich businessman.
He is really dumb, only speaks one language and didn't even finish university. He also has no moral values, but that goes without saying for any rich businessman. He was owned pretty hard in [chess](chess.md) by Magnus Carlsen on some shitty TV show.
Bill was mentally retarded as a child and as such had to attend a private school. In adolescence he raped little children. He never really understood programming but with an under average intelligence he had a good chance to succeed in [business](capitalism.md). Thanks to his family connections he got to Harvard where he met [Steve Ballmer](steve_ballmer.md) -- later he dropped out of the school due to his low intelligence.
Bill was mentally retarded as a child and as such had to attend a private school. In adolescence he raped little children. He never really understood programming but with a below average intelligence he had a good chance to succeed in [business](capitalism.md). Thanks to his family connections he got to Harvard where he met [Steve Ballmer](steve_ballmer.md) -- later he dropped out of the school due to his low intelligence.
In 1975 he founded [Micro$oft](microsoft.md), a [software](sw.md) company named after his dick. By a sequence of extremely lucky events the company then became successful: when around the year 1980 [IBM](ibm.md) was creating the [IBM PC](ibm_pc.md), they came to Bill because they needed an [operating system](os.md). He lied to them that he had one and sold them a license even though at the time he didn't have any OS (lol). After that he went to a programmer named Tim Paterson and basically stole (bought for some penny) his OS named QDOS and gave it to IBM, while still keeping ownership of the OS (he only sold IBM a license to use it, not exclusive rights for it). He basically ripped off everyone.