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jokes.md

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 - How to install a package on [Debian](debian.md)? I don't know, but on my [Arch](arch.md) it's done with `pacman`.
 - [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
 - Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
-- What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million mistakes per second.
+- What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million very precise mistakes per second.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
+- One of the great milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
 - Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semicoductor.md)).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
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 - Our new [app](app.md) partly adopts the [KISS](kiss.md) philosophy, specifically the "stupid" part.
 - I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
+- The term *military intelligence* is an oxymoron. The term *criminal lawyer* is a redundancy.
 - Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
 - You scratch my [tape](tape.md), I scratch yours.
 - There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
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 - Have you heard the [atheists](atheism.md) are starting their own non-prophet?
 - Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
 - An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
+- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
+least until we're finished building them.
 
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