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@ -202,8 +202,16 @@ Some general tips and rules of thumb, mostly for beginners:
TODO
- Turn your knights to face backwards or in another weird way (always face the opponent's king etc.).
- Play the bongcloud or similar offensive opening, especially against a stronger player.
If you do this in a world championship match I will suck your dick.
- OTB (over the board) only:
- Turn your knights to face backwards or in another weird way (always face the opponent's king etc.). Also place the pieces unevenly on the squares to piss off opponents with OCD and autism.
- Behave weirdly, make weird faces, go away from the board and walk in circles, constantly sneeze, make extremely long eye contact with the opponent while smiling as if you know what he's thinking, call the referee constantly, pretend to fall asleep etc.
- online only:
- Be annoying and offensive in chat, if opponent blunders write `gg`, spam `ez` when you win.
- Constantly ask for takebacks, offer draws, report legit opponents for cheating etc.
- Play the bongcloud, fool's mate, 1. h3 or similar offensive opening, especially against a stronger player. Offer a draw after 1st move. Just play knight F3 and back constantly. Play the exact mirror of opponent's moves -- if he tries to break it then just always try to get back to mirrored position.
- When losing constantly offer draws, before the last move leave the game and let the clock run out.
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## LRS Chess