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 # Encyclopedia Dramatica
 
-JUST WROTE THIS, CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH QUALITY REVIEW PROCESS
+Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED, bearing the symbol of joined letters *ae*) is one of the most notable and best overall quality [Encyclopedias](encyclopedia.md) on the [web](www.md), focusing mainly on [Internet](internet.md) [culture](culture.md) but generally containing knowledge on all topics, surpassing even [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) in such areas as quality of articles, political neutrality and completeness of information for its strict tradition of excluding any and all [censorship](censorship.md). It is a [wiki](wiki.md), i.e. a collaboratively developed site that anyone can edit. Dramatica is a highly respected and one of the most valuable sources for people seeking truth; while [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) possesses the official political direction of [liberalism](liberalism.md) and shapes articles to adhere to it and promote it, Dramatica maintains a politically neutral viewpoint by keeping [lulz](lulz.md) as its sole motivation and shitting on absolutely everything -- be it [communism](communism.md), [capitalism](capitalism.md), [GNU](gnu.md)/[Linux](linux.md), [Windows](windows.md), [atheism](atheism.md), [Jesus](jesus.md), [furries](furry.md) or mass murderers, Dramatica will absolutely destroy every topic -- in this lies its beauty. If you hate something, simply look it up on Dramatica and your day will suddenly be better. Now yes, it is a [meme](meme.md)-style encyclopedia (so called *memopedia*), which means it is written in a very informal tone -- the language of the people -- but it absolutely contains very useful information and data, and is in fact many times the only source of the most notable and valuable knowledge -- where Wikipedia dumps you 200 boring pages of someone's biography describing every day of his life (while strategically downplaying or excluding controversial information), Dramatica will put the leaked pictures of the guy fucking a goat right under the article heading because THAT is the most notable highlight of his life and the thing you actually came to see. Dramatica may be one of the last island of a somewhat [free speech](free_speech.md), like a last nature reserve of true wild life in Africa, and as such is immensely important, it is being constantly attacked and faces threats and bullying, so **go donate to Encyclopedia Dramatica right now**. It will serve you as a new home once you get bullied out of Wikipedia, like it has already served so many. Yes, it inspired [our wiki](lrs_wiki.md) to a degree.
 
-Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED, bearing the symbol of joined letters *ae*) is one of the most notable and best overall quality [Encyclopedias](encyclopedia.md) on the [web](www.md), focusing mainly on [Internet](internet.md) [culture](culture.md) but generally containing knowledge on all topics, surpassing even [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) in such areas as quality of articles, political neutrality and completeness of information for its strict tradition of excluding any and all [censorship](censorship.md). It is a [wiki](wiki.md), i.e. a collaboratively developed site that anyone can edit. Dramatica is a highly respected and one of the most valuable sources for people seeking truth; while [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) possesses the official political direction of [liberalism](liberalism.md) and shapes articles to adhere to it and promote it, Dramatica maintains a politically neutral viewpoint by keeping [lulz](lulz.md) as its sole motivation and shitting on absolutely everything -- be it [communism](communism.md), [capitalism](capitalism.md), [GNU](gnu.md)/[Linux](linux.md), [Windows](windows.md), [atheism](atheism.md), [Jesus](jesus.md), [furries](furry.md) or mass murderers, Dramatica will absolutely destroy every topic -- in this lies its beauty. Now yes, it is a [meme](meme.md)-style encyclopedia (so called *memopedia*), which means it is written in a very informal tone -- the language of the people -- but it absolutely contains very useful information and data, and is in fact many times the only source of the most notable and valuable knowledge -- where Wikipedia dumps you 200 boring pages of someone's biography describing every day of his life (while strategically downplaying or excluding controversial information), Dramatica will put the leaked pictures of the guy fucking a goat right under the article heading because THAT is the most notable highlight of his life and the thing you actually came to see. Dramatica may be one of the last island of a somewhat [free speech](free_speech.md), like a last nature reserve of true wild life in Africa, and as such is immensely important, it is being constantly attacked and faces threats and bullying, so **go donate to Encyclopedia Dramatica right now**. It will serve you as a new home once you get bullied out of Wikipedia, like it has already served so many. Yes, it inspired [our wiki](lrs_wiki.md) to a degree.
+OBVIOUS NOTE: This article is about a constantly changing website, anything claimed here may change any second, keep in mind info here applies only to the moment of writing the article.
 
 The encyclopedia's motto is  simply "in lulz we trust". Currently it has over 15000 articles.
 
-Dramatica is notorious for switching domains extremely quickly, as of writing this it is at http://encyclopediadramatica.gay. If it seems to be down for several days, search the Internet for the new link, you'll usually find it on their Deviant Art page or somewhere.
+Dramatica is notorious for switching domains extremely quickly, as of writing this it is at **[http://encyclopediadramatica.gay](http://encyclopediadramatica.gay)**. If it seems to be down for several days, search the Internet for the new link, you'll usually find it on their Deviant Art page or somewhere.
 
-Examples of what you will find on ED include a highscore table of mass shooters, summary of important event of each year, detailed article on every [lolcow](lolcow.md), a lengthy article about [niggers](nigger.md), [women](woman.md), video games, countries, music bands, [Hitler](hitler.md), Pokemon and much more.
+Examples of what you will find on ED include a highscore table of mass shooters, summary of important event of each year, tips on how to vandalize [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md), detailed article on every [lolcow](lolcow.md), a lengthy article about [niggers](nigger.md), [women](woman.md), video games, countries, music bands, [Hitler](hitler.md), Pokemon, daily featured pictures, documentation of [4chan](4chan.md) raids and other wonderful acts of [trolling](trolling.md) and much more.
 
-The encyclopedia used to be written under [CC0](cc0.md), which is of course amazing, but they seem to just be switching licenses however they like -- maybe to support a bit of a drama anyway -- however even with CC0 much of the content simply by nature consists of copy pastes, screencaps, anonymous works and fair uses (sometimes perhaps also illegal unfair uses), so in general you can't really treat it as a "tidy" public domain, more like a chaotic "we shit on any copyright" philosophy, which given the situation is probably the least evil. As of writing this it also doesn't sport any [shit](shit.md) like [ads](marketing.md) or Turing test bullshit, unlike many of the "competitors", which is simply amazing and shows a high standard of this magnum opus, but of course everything may change at any time so better not speak too early. ED also has a pretty nice forum.
+The encyclopedia used to be written under [CC0](cc0.md), which is of course amazing, but they seem to just be switching licenses however they like -- maybe to support a bit of a drama anyway -- however even with CC0 much of the content simply by nature comprises of copy pastes, screencaps, anonymous works and fair uses (sometimes perhaps also illegal unfair uses), so in general you can't really treat it as a "tidy" [public domain](public_domain.md), more like a chaotic "we shit on any [copyright](copyright.md)" philosophy, which given the situation (impossibility of achieving true PD) is probably the least evil. As of writing this it also doesn't sport any [shit](shit.md) like [ads](marketing.md) (allegedly there were ads in the past though) or Turing test bullshit, unlike many of the "competitors", which is simply amazing and shows a high standard of this magnum opus, but of course everything may change at any time so better not speak too early. ED also has a pretty nice forum.
 
-Dramatica has firmly stood towering as the giant among the people's encyclopedias since its establishment on December 9 2004, it can only be compared to such places like [4chan](4chan.md). It was established by a [WOMAN](woman.md) called Girlvinyl, which would make her one of the few based women wasn't it for her betrayal of the project in 2011 when she caused a **major drama** by trying to milk the project and replaced ED by some shitty normie friendly website that soon went bankrupt, by which she confirmed she indeed was just a woman unable to control her lust for golds (and even failing at digging after going all in lol). Fans however kept ED backed up and going. ED is mainly a work of [oldfags](oldfag.md), a place of classic, old style, porn-rich meme culture, nowadays in contrast with the lame zoomer shit like soyjaks and whatnot. The articles are visually rich, joyful, with many flashing colors, flying [CSS](css.md) pictures and many catchy quotes and phrases with a lot of exclamation marks!!11!1! The editors call themselves EDiots. The work achieved a legendary status despite facing the hardest forms of censorship, for example being excluded from [Goolag](google.md) search results. This couldn't go without inspiring similar projects, so ED has since its inception been competing with other similar encyclopedias, however it might be better to say it's simply been copied and mimicked without anyone so far reaching the high quality. Some competing wikis are for example the Lurkmore wikis (English, Russian and Ukrainian ones), Nigrapedia or the Soyjak wiki -- nevertheless these hardly ever manage to get on the same level of quality. The "competition" usually does have some valuable material but overall generally fails by several points, like for example only offering just a few short, low effort articles consisting of unfunny spam, forced self serving vulgarity without any artistic vision (Family Guy style), putting on ads (revealing its motives for just grabbing some internet cash), putting on [cuckflare](cloudflare.md) and basically just not valuing the work enough, not keeping the standard that ED seems to be valuing. Dramatica simply knows what it wants to do and does it to the fullest, it puts no barriers, no "this is too far" lines, an artist wouldn't put just 50% effort in his painting and he wouldn't stick a sponsor logo on it. ED is about memes and shitposting but that is [art](art.md) like any other -- awareness of this is key for a quality wiki. Dramatica makes fun of itself, it writes about its own failures, it writes about the competing wikis (when these, on the other hand, may pretend Dramatica doesn't exist), it simply truly only follows the [lulz](lulz.md).
+Dramatica has firmly stood towering as the giant among the people's encyclopedias since its establishment on December 9 2004, it can only be compared to such places like [4chan](4chan.md). It was established by a [WOMAN](woman.md) who got piseed at Wikipedia, who was called called Girlvinyl (Sherrod DeGrippo), which would make her one of the few based women wasn't it for her betrayal of the project in 2011 when she caused a **major drama** by trying to milk the project and replaced ED by some shitty normie friendly website (called "Oh Internet") that soon went bankrupt, by which she confirmed she indeed was just a woman unable to control her lust for golds (and even failing at digging it after going all in lol). Fans however kept ED backed up and going under different domains. ED is mainly a work of [oldfags](oldfag.md), a place of classic, old style, porn-rich [meme](meme.md) culture, nowadays in contrast with the lame zoomer shit like soyjaks and whatnot. The articles are visually rich, joyful, with many flashing colors, flying [CSS](css.md) pictures and many catchy quotes and phrases with a lot of exclamation marks!!11!1! The editors call themselves EDiots. The work achieved a legendary status despite facing the hardest forms of censorship, for example being excluded from [Goolag](google.md) search results; Wikipedia also tried to ban and censor the whole article about Dramatica but eventually had to give in because ED actually became very notable and referenced in mainstream media. This couldn't go without inspiring similar projects, so ED has since its inception been competing with other similar encyclopedias, however it might be better to say it's simply been copied and mimicked without anyone so far reaching the high quality. Some competing wikis are for example the Lurkmore wikis (English, Russian and Ukrainian ones), Nigrapedia or the Soyjak wiki -- nevertheless these hardly ever managed to get on the same level. The "competition" usually does have some valuable material but overall generally fails by several points, like for example being quite small, having low effort articles consisting of unfunny spam, forced self serving vulgarity without any artistic vision (Family Guy style), having too many rules, putting on ads (revealing its motives for just grabbing some internet cash), putting on [cuckflare](cloudflare.md) and basically just not valuing the work enough, not keeping the standard that ED seems to be valuing and tryharding too much to dethrone Dramatica. Dramatica simply knows what it wants to do and does it to the fullest, it puts no barriers, no "this is too far" lines, an artist wouldn't put just 50% effort in his painting and he wouldn't stick a sponsor logo on it. ED is about memes and shitposting but that is [art](art.md) like any other -- awareness of this is key for a quality wiki. Dramatica makes fun even of itself, it won't censor it's own failures, it writes about the competing wikis (when these, on the other hand, may pretend Dramatica doesn't exist), it simply truly only follows the [lulz](lulz.md), at least that's how it seems.
+
+Dramatica can also be seen as a more extreme (read better) version of Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedia is like a children humor site while Dramatica is for normal adults.
 
 Of course, we -- [LRS](lrs.md) -- by our philosophy cannot embrace many things advised on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as its acceptance of violence (though probably satirical), but this is not the point, the point of Dramatica is [free speech](free_speech.md) -- we not only tolerate, but also appreciate and even ENJOY reading it, despite perhaps not agreeing on everything. This is a healthy, non-[toxic](toxicity.md) atmosphere, one without forced, pretended and hypocritical [correctness](political_correctness.md). We let others say how they feel, what they REALLY think, we read about what is really important, interesting and notable, and then we can similarly express our own feelings, disagreements and emotions. This is a sincere communication between true humans, not a strategically planned exchange of euphemisms between [robots](npc.md).
 
-We applaud Encyclopedia Dramatica and yes, this article sucks its dick. Unless it goes to shit of course, in which case fuck it and please make something similar.
+We applaud Encyclopedia Dramatica and yes, this article sucks its dick a little, but deservedly so. Unless it goes to shit of course, in which case fuck it and please make something similar. For this it's very good to still keep up the alternative wikis as well.
 
 ## See Also
 
 - [4chan](4chan.md)
 - [LRS wiki](lrs_wiki.md)
 - [loquendo](loquendo.md)
+- [lurkmore](lurkmore.md)

faggot.md

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 # Faggot
 
-Faggot is a synonym for [gay](gay.md).
+Faggot is a synonym for [gay](gay.md).
+
+In [Czech](czech.md) *fagot* means the bassoon musical instrument.

free_speech.md

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 # Free Speech
 
-Freedom of speech means there are is no responsibility and absolutely no punishments or obstacles (such as [censorship](censorship.md)), imposed by anyone (government, [corporations](corporation.md), [culture](cutlure.md), society, technology, ...), against merely talking about anything, making any public statement and sharing or publication any kind of [information](information.md) at all. **Free speech has to be by definition absolute and have no limit**, otherwise it's not free speech but controlled, limited speech -- trying to add exceptions to free speech is like trying to limit to whom a [free software](free_software.md) license is granted; doing so immediately makes such software non-free; free speech "with limits" is like free lunch for a low price or vegetarian food with only a little meat in it -- it's not the real thing, it just wants to be called *X* without actually being *X*. **Free speech also comes with zero responsibility** exactly by definition, as responsibility implies some forms of punishment; free speech means exactly one can say anything without fearing any burden of responsibility -- if anyone says "free speech comes with responsibility", he has absolutely no clue what he's talking about, he is not against censorship, he just advocates self censorship (i.e. censorship done internally rather than externally). If you unable to say something or afraid of saying it because of any kind of punishment -- for example sharing someone's private information or a pirated movie, saying that you hate your boss, that you'd like to fuck your cousin, that there is a bomb on a plane, that you'd like to kill someone -- you have no free speech. True freedom of speech is an essential attribute of a mature society, sadly it hasn't been implemented yet and with the [SJW](sjw.md) [cancer](cancer.md) the latest trend in society is towards eliminating free speech rather than supporting it (see e.g. [political correctness](political_correctness.md)). Speech is being widely censored by extremist groups (e.g. [LGBT](lgbt.md) and [corporations](corporation.md), see also [cancel culture](cancel_culture.md)) and states -- depending on country there exist laws against so called "[hate speech](hate_speech.md)", questioning official versions of history (see e.g. [Holocaust](holocaust.md) denial laws present in many EU states), criticizing powerful people (for example it is illegal to criticize or insult that huge inbred dick Thai king), sharing of useful information such as books ([copyright](copyright.md) censorship) etc. Free speech nowadays is being eliminated by the strategy of creating an exception to free speech, usually called "hate speech", and then classifying any undesired speech under such label and silencing it.
+Freedom of speech means there are is no responsibility and absolutely no punishments or obstacles (such as [censorship](censorship.md)), imposed by anyone (government, [corporations](corporation.md), [culture](cutlure.md), society, technology, ...), against merely talking about anything, making any public statement and sharing or publication any kind of [information](information.md) at all. Adopting free speech is not about increasing the degree of speech tolerance as many erroneously think, it's rather a complete change of values and a switch of mentality, letting go of old, primitive kind of thinking and making the leap to a new intellectual level, to absolutely eliminating the very concept of limiting or punishing any kind of expression, therefore **free speech has to be by definition absolute and have no limit**, otherwise it's not free speech but controlled, limited speech -- trying to add exceptions to free speech is like trying to limit to whom a [free software](free_software.md) license is granted; doing so immediately makes such software non-free; free speech "with limits" is like free lunch for a low price or vegetarian food with only a little meat in it -- it's not the real thing, it just wants to be called *X* without actually being *X*. **Free speech also comes with zero responsibility** exactly by definition, as responsibility implies some forms of punishment; free speech means exactly one can say anything without fearing any burden of responsibility -- if anyone says "free speech comes with responsibility", he has absolutely no clue what he's talking about, he is not against censorship, he just advocates self censorship (i.e. censorship done internally rather than externally). If you unable to say something or afraid of saying it because of any kind of punishment -- for example sharing someone's private information or a pirated movie, saying that you hate your boss, that you'd like to fuck your cousin, that there is a bomb on a plane, that you'd like to kill someone -- you have no free speech. True freedom of speech is an essential attribute of a mature society, sadly it hasn't been implemented yet and with the [SJW](sjw.md) [cancer](cancer.md) the latest trend in society is towards eliminating free speech rather than supporting it (see e.g. [political correctness](political_correctness.md)). Speech is being widely censored by extremist groups (e.g. [LGBT](lgbt.md) and [corporations](corporation.md), see also [cancel culture](cancel_culture.md)) and states -- depending on country there exist laws against so called "[hate speech](hate_speech.md)", questioning official versions of history (see e.g. [Holocaust](holocaust.md) denial laws present in many EU states), criticizing powerful people (for example it is illegal to criticize or insult that huge inbred dick Thai king), sharing of useful information such as books ([copyright](copyright.md) censorship) etc. Free speech nowadays is being eliminated by the strategy of creating an exception to free speech, usually called "hate speech", and then classifying any undesired speech under such label and silencing it.
 
 The basic principle of free speech says that **if you don't support freedom of speech which you dislike, you don't support free speech**. I.e. speech that you hate does not equal hate speech.
 

pride.md

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 # Pride
 
-Pride is an extremely [harmful](harmful.md) emotion defined as a feeling of superiority, greatly connected to [fascism](fascism.md) (e.g. [nationalism](nationalism.md), [gay fascism](lgbt.md), [woman fascism](feminism.md) etc.), it is the opposite of [humility](humility.md). Pride is always bad, even small amounts do excessive amount of evil. Flags, statues, [sense of identity](identity_politics.md), [egoism](egoism.md), narcissism, [hero worship](hero_culture.md) and [self praise](marketing.md) are all connected to pride.
+Pride is an incredibly [harmful](harmful.md) emotion defined as a feeling of superiority, greatly connected to [fascism](fascism.md) (e.g. [nationalism](nationalism.md), [gay fascism](lgbt.md), [woman fascism](feminism.md) etc.), it is the opposite of [humility](humility.md). Pride is always bad, even small amounts do excessive amount of [evil](evil.md). Flags, statues, [sense of identity](identity_politics.md), [egoism](egoism.md), narcissism, [hero worship](hero_culture.md) and [self praise](marketing.md) are all connected to pride.

wiki_stats.md

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 This is an autogenerated article holding stats about this wiki.
 
-- number of articles: 586
-- number of commits: 843
-- total size of all texts in bytes: 4094252
-- total number of lines of article texts: 30829
+- number of articles: 587
+- number of commits: 844
+- total size of all texts in bytes: 4102385
+- total number of lines of article texts: 30862
 - number of script lines: 262
 - occurences of the word "person": 7
-- occurences of the word "nigger": 89
+- occurences of the word "nigger": 90
 
 longest articles:
 
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 top 50 5+ letter words:
 
-- which (2325)
+- which (2332)
 - there (1780)
-- people (1576)
-- example (1354)
-- other (1282)
+- people (1579)
+- example (1357)
+- other (1285)
 - number (1143)
 - software (1139)
-- about (1097)
+- about (1102)
 - program (922)
-- their (868)
-- because (860)
-- would (845)
-- being (793)
-- called (792)
-- things (776)
-- something (767)
-- language (767)
+- their (869)
+- because (861)
+- would (846)
+- being (795)
+- called (794)
+- things (777)
+- something (768)
+- language (768)
 - numbers (749)
 - computer (748)
 - simple (736)
-- without (693)
+- without (697)
 - programming (683)
 - function (674)
-- these (657)
+- these (659)
 - different (649)
-- however (639)
+- however (643)
 - system (610)
 - world (600)
 - should (594)
-- doesn (581)
-- games (575)
+- doesn (583)
+- games (576)
+- point (569)
 - society (567)
-- point (567)
-- while (552)
+- while (554)
 - drummyfish (539)
-- though (534)
+- though (535)
 - still (525)
 - using (523)
 - possible (522)
-- simply (512)
+- simply (518)
 - memory (508)
-- similar (502)
-- course (498)
+- similar (505)
+- course (502)
 - technology (496)
 - https (494)
 - always (473)
-- really (465)
-- basically (456)
-- extremely (451)
+- really (468)
+- basically (457)
+- extremely (452)
 - value (448)
 
 latest changes:
 
 ```
+Date:   Sat Jul 20 10:32:21 2024 +0200
+  21st_century.md
+  capitalism.md
+  dramatica.md
+  feminism.md
+  free_culture.md
+  random_page.md
+  rationalwiki.md
+  wiki_pages.md
+  wiki_stats.md
 Date:   Fri Jul 19 22:49:02 2024 +0200
   capitalism.md
   comun.md
@@ -112,22 +122,6 @@ Date:   Fri Jul 19 19:45:16 2024 +0200
   bootstrap.md
   czechia.md
   drummyfish.md
-  iq.md
-  island.md
-  lrs.md
-  lrs_dictionary.md
-  main.md
-  newspeak.md
-  nord_vpn.md
-  people.md
-  political_correctness.md
-  project.md
-  race.md
-  random_page.md
-  smol_internet.md
-  ssao.md
-  teletext.md
-  wiki_pages.md
 ```
 
 most wanted pages:
@@ -148,15 +142,15 @@ most wanted pages:
 - [sdl](sdl.md) (8)
 - [pointer](pointer.md) (8)
 - [html](html.md) (8)
+- [hitler](hitler.md) (8)
 - [gpu](gpu.md) (8)
 - [gpl](gpl.md) (8)
 - [cryptography](cryptography.md) (8)
-- [war](war.md) (7)
 
 most popular and lonely pages:
 
-- [lrs](lrs.md) (289) 
-- [capitalism](capitalism.md) (231) 
+- [lrs](lrs.md) (290) 
+- [capitalism](capitalism.md) (232) 
 - [c](c.md) (216) 
 - [bloat](bloat.md) (207) 
 - [free_software](free_software.md) (175) 
@@ -166,25 +160,25 @@ most popular and lonely pages:
 - [computer](computer.md) (98) 
 - [kiss](kiss.md) (96) 
 - [modern](modern.md) (95) 
+- [gnu](gnu.md) (91) 
 - [minimalism](minimalism.md) (90) 
-- [gnu](gnu.md) (90) 
-- [linux](linux.md) (89) 
+- [linux](linux.md) (90) 
 - [programming](programming.md) (84) 
 - [fun](fun.md) (84) 
+- [censorship](censorship.md) (82) 
 - [free_culture](free_culture.md) (81) 
-- [censorship](censorship.md) (81) 
 - [fight_culture](fight_culture.md) (79) 
 - [less_retarded_society](less_retarded_society.md) (78) 
 - [math](math.md) (77) 
 - [hacking](hacking.md) (76) 
 - [bullshit](bullshit.md) (76) 
+- [shit](shit.md) (75) 
 - [public_domain](public_domain.md) (75) 
 - [foss](foss.md) (75) 
-- [shit](shit.md) (74) 
-- [art](art.md) (73) 
+- [art](art.md) (74) 
 - [programming_language](programming_language.md) (72) 
+- [internet](internet.md) (69) 
 - [corporation](corporation.md) (69) 
-- [chess](chess.md) (69) 
 - ...
 - [zuckerberg](zuckerberg.md) (4) 
 - [wiki_pages](wiki_pages.md) (4) 

woman.md

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 - **Beth Harmon**: female who was as good at chess as men, also a completely fictional character who never existed.
 - **Elizabeth II**: queen of [England](uk.md), managed to stay alive for a long time.
 - **[Elizabeth Holmes](elizabeth_holmes.md)**: cringe and creepy psychopath who obsessively tried to imitate [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md), started a huge [corporation](corporation.md) and manipulated uncountable people into a huge fraud, sentenced to 11 years in jail.
+- **[Girlvinyl](girlvinyl)**: started [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md), then went 180 degrees, tried to kill it, failed.
 - **Emily Wilding Davison**: injured an innocent horse by jumping under it in a protest.
 - **Eve of the Bible**: achieved probably the biggest fuck up in [history](history.md), she did the single one thing she was forbidden from doing without even gaining much benefit from it, she ate some kind of [God](god.md) forbidden fruit, enraged God and doomed all people who will ever live to be banished from paradise :D
 - **Helen of Troy**: caused the Troy war.

work.md

@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ While good society tries to eliminate work, [capitalism](capitalism.md) aims for
 
 ## How To Avoid Work
 
-For lawyers: we officially DO NOT ADVISE any illegal methods mentioned here. However unofficially we highly welcome them. Here are some ways in which it might IN THEORY be possible to avoid work:
+For lawyers: we officially DO NOT ADVISE any illegal methods mentioned here. However unofficially we highly welcome them. Also for lawyers: fuck you. Here are some ways in which it might IN THEORY be possible to avoid work:
 
 - **Becoming as independent as possible**: living frugally, stopping consuming, using old technology, growing own food, making one's electricity etc. Even if one needs some money, needing less is always better, as one can work less.
 - **Just saying fuck you to any work [lol](lol.md)**: fuck everything YOLO style can be fun, just stop doing anything, go beg for money. You'll probably lose any social security such as healthcare and old age pension, but you may still get some minimum life support, and if you are extremely sick just lay down in front of main hospital entrance, they'll probably have to save your life even without health insurance. Even if not, living fewer years in freedom is probably better than living longer in slavery.
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 - **Striking as often as possible**: going on strikes as often as it is possible over everything is cool, one gets a holiday and hurts the employing company.
 - **Faking sickness or getting sick on purpose**: for an employee it is possible to pretend to be sick to avoid work, to bribe doctor or break one's leg on purpose to stay at home and leech the employer and state is a possibility (of course we don't advice you to hurt yourself, just saying it's possible). If one just keeps breaking his leg over and over to avoid work, they will also likely give him some mental disease diagnosis and a disability pension so that he can stay at home indefinitely.
 - **Leeching welfare**: it's a common practice to e.g. register at the employment office and then just take unemployment support.
+- **Becoming caretaker of a relative**: in some countries you can become a caretaker for someone, usually a relative, who's old and/or disabled and needs a daily assistant, which will count as a job, you'll be getting some state money etc. So ask your grandma maybe, then just let her watch TV all day and do whatever you want with the free time.
 - **"Religious reasons"**: adopt of even invent a "religion" that says you cannot work, for example Judaism forbids any work on Saturday (Sabbath) -- you may be able to dig up a religion that has a lot of holy days on which you mustn't work. If your employer protests, absolutely rape him in court for racism and oppression, sue him for at least $1000000000, you're guaranteed to win this.
 - **Calling anonymous inspections**: it can be fine to [troll](trolling.md) one's employers by calling for example hygienic workplace inspections, one may for example call that he saw they mix in shit into food, that there are rats running around, that employees masturbate in workplace and so on. When inspection comes, workers may be left waiting and just relaxing or even staying at home, and if the inspection does find some violations (very likely), it may at least temporarily close the workplace, again winning a few days off for the slaves.
 - **Stealing from the rich**: stealing stuff from supermarkets, offices etc. is nice (officially NOT ADVISED, but it's still very nice). It's also helping society. Do not steal from the poor.
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 - **Going to [jail](jail.md)**: in some countries jail are quite luxurious and once in jail you can just refuse to work as they cannot lock you up more. In jail you have shelter and food, i.e. already more than most people in a capitalist society. However watch out: for some crimes you may just get fined, not actually locked up, so it's good to study the law to know which crimes it's best to commit to safely get one to jail.
 - **US edition: suing the employer**: If you're a woman, nowadays you can successfully sue anyone for rape, you don't even need evidence, making $1000000 shouldn't be a problem. A non-white can play it on [racism](racism.md), a "disabiled" man can play it on disability etc. However one mustn't hurt a fellow working class poorfag, it must be made so that the comapany or some rich manager pays. IN THEORY it is possible to plot with one's coworkers -- for example the coworkers on same positions talk to each other, reveal their pays to one another, then the one with lowest pay sues for discrimination and they split the profit. Etc.
 - **Becoming a prostitute (usually for [women](woman.md))**: it's easy money and you literally get paid for having [sex](sex.md). Unless you're real ugly it may be enough to just "work" like this for a few days in a month.
+- **The gypsy way: making tons of children**: gypsies managed to [hack](hacking.md) the system by just making 10, 15 or maybe 20 children -- not only you stay on maternal leave, but you can take financial support for every one of them.
+- **Widow pension**: sometimes there is a widow pension, so you can quickly marry someone who is dying, then you'll be forever getting free money.
+- **The feminist way: if you're a [woman](woman.md), you can sue a random millionaire for rape**. This works every time, you can just make everything up.
+- **Getting EU (or similar) money on some bullshit** -- if this was to be considered """fraud""", then we officially DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS (:D), but it is very nice if someone does it. This would require the hypothetical man to maybe do some small amount of "work", but he could just dig a lot of money for doing almost nothing, for example one may ask for money for some software project that looks like a 100K EUR 1 year project -- this would actually be true if you made the project the "normal" way (i.e. using bloat tech, hiring consultants, managers, lawyers and whatever), but you can just do the project in a simple, [LRS](lrs.md) way over the weekend alone, then enjoy a whole year off as well as your free money.
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