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- **electrocution** = rare besides movies, likely a bad idea. It's like setting oneself on fire but including paralyzing oneself and if done wrong (which is easy), one will end up just slowly roasting like a marshmallow. A fancy way for crazy people may be standing on top of a hill with metal rod during a storm, hoping for lightning to strike, but of course the chances are still slim of getting hit, yet lower to actually die.
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- **explosion** = not very accessible but probably cool if you can pull it off somehow. Again, a huge explosion must be created else survival is possible. Then it's probably quick and painless.
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- **complex suicide** = potentially good way to increase chance of success. This means just combining several methods at once, e.g. taking poison, then setting oneself on fire and quickly shooting self in the brain.
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- **group suicide** = way to encourage oneself to do it if it's too hard to do alone. Many people want to die but are too scared to commit suicide. Finding a partner (or even a bigger group) to do it with can help find the courage.
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- **rare, unusual, bizarre, nontraditional ways** = depends. Some people may have access to methods that aren't commonly accessible to others but which may be the best choice in their situation: for example doctors or even just vets may simply use lethal injection. There were several cases of workers in factories jumping into pools of molten steel -- only God knows how fast and painful this is, but one thing is certain: this will probably stop the factory at least for the rest of the day and give coworkers a day off, so one will be remembered for this kind service to the fellow slaves. There were also cases of paraplegics taking advantage of the fact they can't feel pain in parts of their bodies, so they could easily stab themselves. Other ways of weird suicide may include e.g. zoo suicide (feeding the lions with oneself -- cruel and painful but entertaining to onlookers), jumping into plane engine, venomous snake bite, parachute jumping without the parachute, plane crash, sauna death, hydraulic press, jumping into boiling pools of water, eating glass, provoking mafia, insulting MMA fighter's mom, X ray overdose (for medical staff), triggering avalanche, running infinite marathon, jumping from waterfalls, swimming under ice, jumping overboard from a cruise ship, jumping into volcano, moving to Mexico, having sex over and over until heart attack (for old people), cooking oneself in the Sun (for albino people), crashing one's balls with a hammer, self cannibalism, listening to U2 for a whole day, nailgun, intentionally getting lost during caving, speeding on motorcycle with cheese cutter tied to a [tree](tree.md) and put over the neck, handcuffing oneself to a tree deep in a forest and throwing away the keys (this actually happened), trebuchet, explosive decompression, nuking the city you're in (if you're the president), catching a lightning, chasing a tornado, trespassing on someone's property in the [USA](usa.md), jumping in front of a rally car, opening one's suit in [space](space.md) (if you're an astronaut), Internet suicide (just start expressing controversial thoughts like we do [here](lrs_wiki.md)), using cheap submarine to dive to Mariana trench and be crushed (super quick and painless) etc. A particularly funny suicide is described in [Encyclopedia Dramatica](dramatica.md) (http://edramatica.com/Suicide#How_to_Off_Yourself) as "the awesome": one glues his hands to his head and jumps off of some height with cheese cutter over his neck; this results in someone finding a body of someone who looks as if he ripped his head off with his bare hands.
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