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@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ ELVIS LIVES. THEY CLONED [HITLER](hitler.md). THE [EARTH](earth.md) IS FLAT (but
Congratulations, you have found the secret page of the [LRS wiki](lrs_wiki.md)!
**!!!YOU ARE NOW PROHIBITED TO LINK TO THIS PAGE FROM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AND TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!**
**!!!YOU ARE NOW PROHIBITED TO LINK TO THIS PAGE FROM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AND TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!** (looking at you too you nasty crawler)
B-but doesn't [LRS](lrs.md) oppose [secrecy](censorship.md)? YES, but this is just a small [joke](jokes.md) [game](game.md), OK? So shut up now.
@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ Now you HAVE TO learn the **secret LRS handshake**:
2. Scratch your balls (sorry [women](woman.md)).
3. Use the same hand to shake hands.
Whenever you shake hands with someone it is your obligation to do this and see if he mirrors it.
Whenever you shake hands with a stranger, it is your obligation to do this and see if he mirrors it. If he just looks disgusted, you know he's just a [normie](npc.md).
Now we will link to some pages so that this page doesn't pop up on the stats page under lonely pages or something [Reeeeeeeeee](sub_rosa.md), [shit](shit.md), [hotdog](hotdog.md). [F](sub_rosa.md).[U](sub_rosa.md).[C](sub_rosa.md).[K](sub_rosa.md) [M](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [I](sub_rosa.md).[N](sub_rosa.md) [T](sub_rosa.md).[H](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [A](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).
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🛸🛸🛸🛸
Come and take a seat with us up in here in the lodge. Retard normies have taken shit too far, the world is in grave danger. Maybe we should relax our LRS values and start secretly ruling the world?
Come and take a seat with us up here in the lodge, we've got marble seats and golden tables and shit, it's not comfortable but yes, it is luxurious. Retard normies have taken shit too far, the world is now in grave danger, so we've called for this meeting to discuss a serious matter: Maybe we should relax our LRS values after all, and start secretly ruling the world?
Yeah every child already knows moonlanding was a hoax, Kubrick did an excellent job though. Speaking of jobs, 9/11 was an inside one, sure. But did you know the government spies on you through your washing machine? Wait, that's actually not even a secret.
What, you wanna know some conspiracy secrets? Yeah every child knows moonlanding was a hoax, Kubrick did an excellent job though. Speaking of jobs, 9/11 was an inside one, sure. But did you know the government spies on you through your washing machine? Wait, that's actually not even a secret.
## Nuclear Codes
@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ President [Trump](trump.md)'s memory isn't the best so the nuclear codes are jus
`grabembythepussy666$`
Then just hit the big fat button.
Then just hit the big fat button (it's the biggest one you'll see around).
## See Also