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 - Vision is what capitalist claims to have had after making a correct guess.
 - How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
 - Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
+- What's big an [bloated](bloat.md)? Your mom.
 - A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.
 - What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.
 - Engineer is that who thinks of equations as [approximations](approximation.md) of the [real world](irl.md). Scientist is someone who thinks of real world as approximation of the equations. Mathematician is that who can't see a connection between real world and equations.
 - [USA](usa.md) is the fastest progressing country in the world: it managed to jump from the uncivilized stage right to decadence without even going through the transitional stage of civilization.
+- A black jew, man in a horse mask and obese transsexual walk into a bar. Oh sorry, you wanted a joke? I'm just describing France in [2020s](21st_century.md).
 - Autocorrect is my worst enema.
+- Today in [Women](woman.md)'s Chess News we are looking at this awesome game with a brilliant king sacrifice.
 - If man speaks in the forest and there is no [woman](woman.md) around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 - Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
 - In C++ friends have access to your private members.