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*"Some people are so poor that all they've got is money."*
William "Bill" Gaytes (28.10.1955 -- TODO) is a [mass murderer and rapist](entrepreneur.md) (i.e. [capitalist](capitalism.md)) who established and led the terrorist organization [Micro$oft](microsoft.md). He is one of the most rich and evil individuals in history who took over the world by force establishing the [malware](malware.md) "[operating system](os.md)" [Window$](windows.md) as the common operating system, nowadays being dangerous especially by hiding behind his "charity organization" (see [charitywashing](charitywashing.md)) which has been widely criticized (see e.g. http://techrights.org/wiki/Gates_Foundation_Critique, even such mainstream media as [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) present the criticism) but which nevertheless makes him look as someone doing "public good" in the eyes of the naive brainless [NPC](npc.md) masses.
William "Bill" Gaytes (28.10.1955 -- TODO) is a [mass murderer and rapist](entrepreneur.md) (i.e. [capitalist](capitalism.md)) who established and led the terrorist organization [Micro$oft](microsoft.md). He is one of the most rich and evil individuals in history who took over the world by force establishing the [malware](malware.md) "[operating system](os.md)" [Window$](windows.md) as the common operating system, nowadays being dangerous especially by hiding behind his "charity organization" (see [charitywashing](charitywashing.md)) which has been widely criticized (see e.g. http://techrights.org/wiki/Gates_Foundation_Critique, even such mainstream media as [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) present the criticism) but which nevertheless makes him look as someone doing "public good" in the eyes of the naive brainless [NPC](npc.md) masses. The Church of [Emacs](emacs.md) call Gates the devil (https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html).
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74. If your computer resides in a private network that's connected to the Internet through a router that performs network address translation ([NAT](nat.md), common with many ISPs), why you typically cannot host a server that would be publicly accessible from the outside [Internet](internet.md)? I.e. explain how NAT works and say what's preventing outside computers from reaching your server behind it. How can you make your server work even behind NAT?
75. We know that in C (C99) we can kind of use arrays and pointers "interchangeably", we are taught they are really the same. However show at least one example of when the difference matters, i.e. considering e.g. `int *a;` vs `int a[N];` write some expressions with `a` in it where the distinction will be significant.
76. Write sed substitution command (the one that starts with `s/`) that will convert Markdown links (format: `[link text](destination)`) to HTML links (format: `<a href="destination">link text</a>`). You probably need [regular expression](regex.md) capture groups for this.
77. Give at least three examples of palindromic English words (read the same forward and backwards), each at least four letters long.
78. Six extremely obese [women](woman.md) -- three normal and three lesbian -- want to get to a party that's in the sixth floor of a building. As they are morbidly obese using stairs is not an option, they have to use the lift. The lift is on the ground floor but its outside button is broken, it can only ride if there is at least one human inside it who controls it (and it also doesn't go to any other floor than the two), but it also cannot carry more than two women at once (remember, they are obese). Lesbian must never outnumber the normal women otherwise they wouldn't be able to control themselves and would rape them. The women are too dumb to solve the problem of how to get to the sixth floor without any rape happening, they call you to help them -- find a solution to this.
77. Give at least three examples of palindromic English words (written the same forward and backwards), each at least four letters long.
78. Six extremely obese [women](woman.md) ([Rust](rust.md) developers) -- three normal and three lesbian -- want to get to a party that's in the sixth floor of a building. As they are morbidly obese using stairs is not an option, they have to take the lift. The lift is on the ground floor but its outside button is broken, it can only ride if there is at least one human inside it who controls it (and it also doesn't go to any other floor than the two), but it also cannot carry more than two women at once (remember, they are obese). Lesbian must never outnumber the normal women otherwise they wouldn't be able to control themselves and would rape them. The women are too dumb to solve the problem of how to get to the sixth floor without any rape happening, they call you to help them -- find a solution to this.
79. Does 0.999... (infinitely many 9s) equal 1?
80. Did you enjoy this quiz?

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- How do you know a project is truly [bloated](bloat.md)? Instructions on how to build it are longer than whole specification of a [suckless programming language](comun.md).
- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have an [operating system](os.md).
- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have carpal tunnel. Etc. :D
- `alias bitch=sudo`
- What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
- "Never test for a bug that you don't know how to fix." --manager; "If we cannot fix it, it isn't broken." --also manager
- a joke for minimalists:
- When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
- Can [free software](free_software.md) lead to insanity? I don't know, but it can make you [GNU](gnu.md)ts.
- Man sits on a toilet, taking a [shit](shit.md), he takes a piece of toilet paper, wipes sweat off of his face, then wipes his ass with it and goes away. The next day he does the same, he sits, takes a shit, wipes his face, wipes his ass, goes away. The third day he goes to the toilet, takes a shit, wipes his ass, wipes his face... oh shit :D { I came up with this when I was taking a shit. ~drummyfish }
- Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/, http://textfiles.com/humor/TAGLINES/quotes-1.txt and so on. Also on [wikiwikiweb](wikiwikiweb.md) under *CategoryJoke*, *ProgrammerLightBulbJokes* etc.
- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/, http://textfiles.com/humor/TAGLINES/quotes-1.txt and so on. Also on [wikiwikiweb](wikiwikiweb.md) under *CategoryJoke*, *ProgrammerLightBulbJokes*, also https://www.gnu.org/fun/ etc.
- Hello, is this anonymous [pedophile](pedophilia.md) help hotline? Yes. My 8yo daughter begs for sex, can we do penetration right away or should we start with anal?
- What do you call a [woman](woman.md) that made a computer explode just by typing on it? Normal.
- Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating (or giving us a middle finger).
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- The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
- Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
- How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window.
- Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
least until we're finished building them.

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(INB4 "it was faster and longer on battery etc. because it was simpler" -- **yes, that is exactly the point**.)
- Old technology was simpler and **better engineered with minimum [bloat](bloat.md)**. Fewer incompetent people were present in the field and capitalism wasn't yet pushing as hard on extreme development speed and abuse of the user, products still tried to compete by their quality.
- **Old computers were faster** and astronomically more efficient. Computers with a few MHz single-core CPU and under a megabyte of RAM booted faster to [DOS](dos.md) than modern computers boot to Windows 10, despite [Moore's law](moores_law.md) (this shittiness is known as [Wirth's law](wirths_law.md)). Old tech also **reacted faster to input** (had shorter input latency/lag), e.g. thanks to shorter input and output processing [pipelines](pipeline.md). { I've heard this confirmed from [John Carmack](carmack.md) himself in a talk on his development of [VR](vr.md). ~drummyfish } Back in the day things had to work smoothly -- if in the 90s you showed people a phone that you wake up and have to wait 20 seconds before it starts to react, they would laugh at it and on one would buy it -- nowadays such technology is the standard.
- **Old computers were faster** and astronomically more efficient. Computers with a few MHz single-core CPU and under a megabyte of RAM booted faster to [DOS](dos.md) than modern computers boot to Windows 10, despite [Moore's law](moores_law.md) (this shittiness is known as [Wirth's law](wirths_law.md)). Old tech also **reacted faster to input** (had shorter input latency/lag), e.g. thanks to shorter input and output processing [pipelines](pipeline.md). { I've heard this confirmed from [John Carmack](carmack.md) himself in a talk on his development of [VR](vr.md). ~drummyfish } Back in the day things had to work smoothly -- if in the 90s you showed people a phone that you wake up and have to wait 20 seconds before it starts to react, they would laugh at it and on one would buy it -- nowadays such technology is the standard. { Back then if you for example turned off your TV, it turned off instantly, it was a physical kill switch. Nowadays pressing the off button just says "dear TV, please when you have a time for it, could you please turn yourself off if that's not bothering you too much please..." -- I'm literally pressing the button and the TV is still on, stuck on some loading screen, downloading updates. In the better scenario it turns off in 30 seconds but it may even decide it doesn't want to actually turn off, it can do whatever it wants. ~drummyfish }
- Old devices such as cell phones **lasted much, much longer on battery**. The old phones such as Nokia 3310 would **last long over a week** on stand-by.
- **Old software was shipped [finished](finished.md), complete and with minimum [bugs](bug.md)**. Nowadays newly released "[apps](app.md)" and [games](game.md) are normally released unfinished, even in pre-alpha states and even "finished" ones have [bugs](bug.md) often rendering the software unusable (see Cyberpunk 2077, GTA: "Definitive" Edition etc.), user is supposed to wait years for fixes (without any guarantees), pay for content or even subscriptions. Some software "products" even spend their whole commercial life unfinished. Old software was difficult or even impossible to patch (e.g. [Gameboy](gameboy.md) cartridges) so it had to work.
- **Old tech had minimum malicious features**. There wasn't [spyware in CPUs](intel_me.md), **[DRM](drm.md) was either absent or primitive**, there weren't ads in file explorers, there weren't [microtransactions](microtransaction.md) in games, there weren't [autoupdates](autoupdate.md), there weren't psychologically abusive [social networks](social_network.md), technology was **designed to last**, with replaceable parts; not to be [consoomed](consumerism.md), there was much less [censorship](censorship.md).

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Nigger (also nigga, niBBa, nigra, N-word or chimp) is a [forbidden word](newspeak.md) that refers to a member of the [black](black.md) [race](race.md), [SJWs](sjw.md) call the word a [politically incorrect](political_correctness.md) "slur". Its counterpart targeted on white people is *[cracker](cracker.md)*. To Harry Potter fans the word may be compared to the word *Voldemort* which everyone is afraid to say out of fear of being [cancelled](cancel_culture.md). Nigger is not to be confused with [negro](negro.md), negrito etc. (which are subgroups of the black race).
Let us remind new readers that we, [LRS](lrs.md), love all living beings, even black people <3 Black people are cool, usually much more relaxed than other races, very skilled at certain non-mental tasks. But we do not support [political correctness](political_correctness.md).
**We love everyone.** Let us remind new readers that we, [LRS](lrs.md), love all living beings, even black people <3 Black people are cool, usually much more relaxed than other races, very skilled at certain non-mental tasks. But we do not support [political correctness](political_correctness.md).
**Here is how to make the word inoffensive**: use it as much as possible, this way it will lose its power just as a repeated [joke](jokes.md) loses its entertaining value. The word is so scary to you because you rarely hear it in most politically correct spaces nowadays, only the real "rough men" use it and it serves as their identifying sign, you are afraid of the word and it carries certain power. Once we start overusing the word it stops being so, when you hear *nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ...*, after a while you're like yeah, whatever, it will no longer signify any racism or strength or rebellion, it will be just a word. Problem solved :)
The word is used in a number of projects and works, e.g.:
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Curiously domains of form *nigger.X* exist, for example as of writing this *nigger.org* exist and has some cool offensive message on its web :D
In the [gender studies](gender_studies.md) circles there is an academic debate about whether the word *nigger* is in fact allowed to be used by black people, i.e. niggers themselves -- if so, anyone could use the word *nigger* as long as he mentally identifies as one because according to the latest [peer censored](peer_censorship.md) research about official truth [race](race.md) also isn't at all based in anything physical (like gender or age for example), it's purely an identity anyone can adopt mentally and things like his skin color and [IQ](iq.md) change automatically based on that (see e.g. [Michal Jackson](michael_jackson.md)).
In the [gender studies](gender_studies.md) circles there is an academic debate about whether the word *nigger* is in fact allowed to be used by black people, i.e. niggers themselves -- if so, anyone could use the word *nigger* as long as he mentally identifies as one because according to the latest [peer censored](peer_censorship.md) research about official truth [race](race.md) also isn't at all based in anything physical (like gender or age for example), it's purely an identity anyone can adopt mentally and things like his skin color and [IQ](iq.md) change automatically based on that (see e.g. [Michal Jackson](michael_jackson.md)).
## See Also
- [negro](negro.md)
- [faggot](faggot.md)
- [cracker](cracker.md)
- [troon](troon.md)
- [kike](kike.md)
- [pool's closed](pools_closed.md)
- [chocolate rain](chocolate_rain.md)

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{ RMS is a legend and overall a great human, but let's be reminded we shouldn't be creating any [heroes](hero_culture.md) or celebrities. ~drummyfish }
The great doctor Richard Matthew Stallman (RMS, also [GNU](gnu.md)/Stallman and saint IGNUcius, born 1953 in New York) is one of the biggest figures in software [history](history.md), inventor of [free (as in freedom) software](free_software.md), its lifelong advocate, founder of the [GNU project](gnu.md), [Free Software Foundation](fsf.md), a great [hacker](hacking.md) and the author of a famous text editor [Emacs](emacs.md) besides others. He is a non-religious [Jew](jew.md) and an [atheist](atheism.md) (though he is the highest saint of [Church Of Emacs](church_of_emacs.md)), a man who firmly stands behind his beliefs, who always acts in conformance with them and who's been advocating for [ethics](ethics.md) and user freedom in the computing world. He has also been called the *king of software [cloning](clone.md)*, for he started the wave of making free, ethical clones of [proprietary](proprietary.md) programs. Stallman doesn't wear a [suit](suit.md), he never shaves and doesn't use a cellphone, he talks even if what he says is unpopular -- if he didn't make history, these things alone would make him one of the most based men of our time. However, on a completely serious note, let's not make gods out of people -- Richard Stallman also does some very retarded things, for example he plays along with the [fight culture](fight_culture.md) and started conforming to the [SJW](sjw.md) newspeak, thumbs down on that.
The great doctor Richard Matthew Stallman (RMS, also [GNU](gnu.md)/Stallman, chief GNUisance and saint IGNUcius, born 1953 in New York) is one of the biggest figures in software [history](history.md), inventor of [free (as in freedom) software](free_software.md), its lifelong advocate, founder of the [GNU project](gnu.md), [Free Software Foundation](fsf.md), a great [hacker](hacking.md) and the author of a famous text editor [Emacs](emacs.md) besides others. He is a non-religious [Jew](jew.md) and an [atheist](atheism.md) (though he is the highest saint of [Church Of Emacs](church_of_emacs.md)), a man who firmly stands behind his beliefs, who always acts in conformance with them and who's been advocating for [ethics](ethics.md) and user freedom in the computing world. He has also been called the *king of software [cloning](clone.md)*, for he started the wave of making free, ethical clones of [proprietary](proprietary.md) programs. Stallman doesn't wear a [suit](suit.md), he never shaves and doesn't use a cellphone, he talks even if what he says is unpopular -- if he didn't make history, these things alone would make him one of the most based men of our time. However, on a completely serious note, let's not make gods out of people -- Richard Stallman also does some very retarded things, for example he plays along with the [fight culture](fight_culture.md) and started conforming to the [SJW](sjw.md) newspeak, thumbs down on that.
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This is an autogenerated article holding stats about this wiki.
- number of articles: 580
- number of commits: 800
- total size of all texts in bytes: 3782668
- total number of lines of article texts: 29133
- number of commits: 801
- total size of all texts in bytes: 3786557
- total number of lines of article texts: 29141
- number of script lines: 262
- occurences of the word "person": 8
- occurences of the word "nigger": 74
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top 50 5+ letter words:
- which (2163)
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- https (446)
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- computers (418)
- extremely (413)
- extremely (414)
- actually (412)
- always (411)
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capitalism.md
coc.md
exercises.md
golang.md
less_retarded_society.md
lrs_dictionary.md
random_page.md
wiki_pages.md
wiki_post_mortem.md
wiki_stats.md
Date: Tue May 14 13:35:32 2024 +0200
books.md
computer.md
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kiss.md
name_is_important.md
programming_tips.md
random_page.md
wiki_pages.md
wiki_stats.md
Date: Sat May 11 20:41:35 2024 +0200
ascii_art.md
disease.md
exercises.md
myths.md
random_page.md
trom.md
wiki_pages.md
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most wanted pages:
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most popular and lonely pages:
- [lrs](lrs.md) (279)
- [lrs](lrs.md) (280)
- [capitalism](capitalism.md) (211)
- [c](c.md) (210)
- [bloat](bloat.md) (200)
- [free_software](free_software.md) (165)
- [game](game.md) (139)
- [suckless](suckless.md) (133)
- [suckless](suckless.md) (134)
- [proprietary](proprietary.md) (117)
- [kiss](kiss.md) (93)
- [computer](computer.md) (93)