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- [C++](cpp.md)
- Why doesn't [C++](cpp.md) have [garbage collection](garbage_collection.md)? Because then it would have to collect itself.
- Why is the maximum speed called terminal velocity? Because [GUI](gui.md)s are slow.
- `body { background-color: salmon; }`
- What's the worst kind of [lag](lag.md)? Gulag.
- Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
- What does a [Marxist](marxism.md) call C++? Class struggle.
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- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have carpal tunnel. Etc. :D
- What's the difference between [Elon Musk](elon_musk.md) and a bucket full of [shit](shit.md)? The bucket.
- Why do [Jews](jew.md) have such big noses? Because air is free.
- Why do [Jews](jew.md) have such big noses? Because air is [free](gratis.md).
- `alias bitch=sudo`
- What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
- "Never test for a bug that you don't know how to fix." --manager; "If we cannot fix it, it isn't broken." --also manager