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 - In 2016 there was a progaming team in Halo called Mi Seng which in a broadcast game did a pretty funny thing: when they were leading they went into hiding in buggy spots and then just did nothing until the time ran out. Normies were crying, the commentators were pretty awkward, they considered this "unethical" xD We consider it pretty cool.
 - In 2016 [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) released a Twitter [AI](ai.md) bot called Tay which was made to teach itself how to talk from the text on the Internet. It can be guessed it quickly became extremely racist and enraged waves of [SJW](sjw.md)s so they had to shut it down.
 - The 2009 launch of [Pokemon](pokemon.md) Platinum saw one of the coolest [trollz](trolling.md) ever: during the event someone (who actually wasn't caught but it's speculated it was a guy cosplaying as a Team Rocket) created photoshopped flyers announcing there would be an "official" giveaway of a special Pokemon. The wifi was of course coming from the perpetrator's device and when the kids collected the Pokemon, they received a Gengar named [Nigger](nigger.md) with [stereotypical](stereotype.md) moves such as "thief" and "sucker punch". FUCKING KEK.
-- Many funny stories come from [4chan](4chan.md). In 2012 they made masses of Justin Bieber fans shave their heads by spreading fake news that Bieber had cancer under the hashtag #BaldForBieber. In 2013 they made a similarly funny prank by making Justin Bieber fans cut themselves with another faked campaign #CuttingForBieber. In 2013 they made a huge number of Appletoddlers destroy their [iPhones](iphone.md) with fake ads that promoted a new "feature" that makes the phone waterproof via a software update. Similarly in 2014 they spread fake ads about a new iPhone "feature" that would let users charge their phones in a microwave. 4chan also hijacked many internet polls such as the Mountain Dew's poll for naming their new drink in 2012: people from 4chan raided the poll and chose the name "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong", with names such as "Diabeetus" or "Soda" as followers. Another raided poll was that of Talor Swift about at which school she should perform -- 4chan mass voted for a school for deaf children which eventually won (Taylor Switch handled it by donating money to the school). 4chan also chose North Korea as a country for Justin Bieber's tour. Another hilarious story is from 2006 when 4chan raided the Habbo Hotel (a MMO game mostly for children); they made shitton of black characters with afros, went around blocking players from accessing game areas, grouping to form swastikas and famously blocking a hotel pool with the sign "Pool's closed due to AIDS".
+- Many funny stories come from [4chan](4chan.md). Like for example the "Katie's books" thread on /lit (number 5972700) wherein they accidentally bullied an innocent naive Internet girl they found on YouTube ("she sounds like her hymen is fully intact"). In 2012 they made masses of Justin Bieber fans shave their heads by spreading fake news that Bieber had cancer under the hashtag #BaldForBieber. In 2013 they made a similarly funny prank by making Justin Bieber fans cut themselves with another faked campaign #CuttingForBieber. In 2013 they made a huge number of Appletoddlers destroy their [iPhones](iphone.md) with fake ads that promoted a new "feature" that makes the phone waterproof via a software update. Similarly in 2014 they spread fake ads about a new iPhone "feature" that would let users charge their phones in a microwave. 4chan also hijacked many internet polls such as the Mountain Dew's poll for naming their new drink in 2012: people from 4chan raided the poll and chose the name "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong", with names such as "Diabeetus" or "Soda" as followers. Another raided poll was that of Talor Swift about at which school she should perform -- 4chan mass voted for a school for deaf children which eventually won (Taylor Switch handled it by donating money to the school). 4chan also chose North Korea as a country for Justin Bieber's tour. Another hilarious story is from 2006 when 4chan raided the Habbo Hotel (a MMO game mostly for children); they made shitton of black characters with afros, went around blocking players from accessing game areas, grouping to form swastikas and famously blocking a hotel pool with the sign "Pool's closed due to AIDS".
 - In 2022 a proprietary "[smart](smart.md) home" company Insteon got into financial trouble, shut down its servers and left people without functioning houses.
 - In the 1985 book *Big Score: The Billion-Dollar Story: The Billion-Dollar Story of Silicon Valley* there is a nice chapter talking about the manufacturing of integrated chips that explains how the process is (or at least used to be) very unpredictable and how it's basically astrology for the managers to try to predict and maximize the yield rates (the percentage of manufactured chips that function correctly). There were companies whose research showed the number of good chips correlated with the phases of the Moon, another one found that chips were destroyed by tiny droplets of piss on the hands of workers who didn't wash their hands and that [women](woman.md) workers during menstruation destroyed more chips because of the increased amount of oil secreted from their hands.
 - In 2018 Hungary banned [gender studies](gender_studies.md) as ideology that has nothing in common with science :D
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 to deliver prepared [jokes](jokes.md) (see also [humorwashing](humorwashing.md)) that were not just poor but downright retarded, for example he stated: *People ask me "How can you sell for such low prices?" I say "because it's total crap".* This backfired so much that the company's value fell down by 500 million pounds lol.
 - As highlighted by [this kiwifarm post](https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-4264129), some idiot on [reddit](reddit.md) asked for help with his CV and posted it [unredacted](censorship.md) for everyone to see. How could it go wrong, right? The Internet took the challenge :D Someone downloaded the CV, modified it slightly by adding various lulz such as ["racist" keywords](nigger.md) and sent it to dozens of companies as an application. OP got swiftly blacklisted by all companies and even got calls from the managers asking how he could be such a human monster :D Great job.
 - Epic trollz were conducted sometime in early 2020s by tinyviolin69 in [World of Warcraft](wow.md), most noteworthy of which was probably the following. He played on the hardcore server where character deaths are [permanent](permadeath.md), i.e. if you put 10000 hours into leveling and gearing up an epic character and then die in any way, even by slipping off of a slightly higher cliff, it's all gone to shit, the character's gone and you need to start over. The guy leveled up a high level character, entered a guild, gained their trust and then, in a raid that was carefully planned and discussed for hours so that no one would die, he deliberately fucked up so that basically everyone died :D He practically destroyed years worth of "work" of many children that day, they all cried like little babies. We applaud this, it's very stupid for anyone to attach to a video game like these children, AND especially to a permadeath game. The game is also gay as fuck, this is the only fun that can be had in it nowadays.
-- Soyjak.party is a bunch of cringey [zoomer](zoomer.md) children, but it must be admitted their raids are very funny, for example the **Jackbox raids** (documented at https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jackbox_raiding) in which they troll tranny Twitch stremers via shitty Twitch minigames by spamming [niggers](nigger.md), swastikas, [gay](gay.md) porn and stuff alike :D Imagine audience of thousand little kids suddenly seeing someone win a shitty marble race with a profile picture of hanged tranny or a guy in Team Fortress putting a sign with stretched male anus right in front of the streamer's camera :D All the videos of this are available on their wiki.
+- Soyjak.party is a bunch of degenerate [zoomer](zoomer.md) children, but it must be admitted their raids are very funny, for example the **Jackbox raids** (documented at https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jackbox_raiding) in which they troll tranny Twitch stremers via shitty Twitch minigames by spamming [niggers](nigger.md), swastikas, [gay](gay.md) porn and stuff alike :D Imagine audience of thousand little kids suddenly seeing someone win a shitty marble race with a profile picture of hanged tranny or a guy in Team Fortress putting a sign with stretched male anus right in front of the streamer's camera :D All the videos of this are available on their wiki. LMAO now they started to make "kid videos" on [YouTube](youtube.md), soyjaks teaching them how to count and shit, sneakily redpilling the 3 year olds ([source](https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/page-64#post-15029010)).
 - The most humiliating defeat in [Warcraft III's](warcraft3.md) history was probably the match of WEG 2005 between Moon (Korea, considered by some the GOAT) playing as Night Elf [race](race.md) and Tod (France) playing as Human. The game is known for allowing a lot of cheesy strats and trolls, but on the highest levels it's still rare to win with a lulzy strat. Still Moon was so incredibly good he managed to do the following: he reached the ultimate spell which allows to steal the enemy units, he then stole Tod's worker which enabled him to start creating buildings of the human race, i.e. buildings that for him as an elf aren't normally available, then built a human town, trained human units and beat Tod with the units of his own race. To this day Tod gets quite irritated when asked about this in interviews.
 - Some parents [trolled](trolling.md) their children by giving them the same name lol, see [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/5wltvf/same_first_name_for_siblings/?rdt=42972).
 - There is some crazy ass Irish priest called Neil Horan, now stripped of his priesthood (:D), that could hold the world record for most IRL trolls and just being weird as fuck in general. Of course he's done all the usual business like walking in streets with antisemitic banners and "sexually harassing" children, but he dared go much further and even ran onto a formula one track during the race, literally risking his life. Very funny was his stunt during 2004 Olympic gaymes where he ran on the marathon track and pushed the guy who was leading the race into the spectators, just for the lulz :D The runner was shaken and finished third. He actually tried to appeal for a gold medal in court but the court said nope :D
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 - [fun](fun.md)
 - [lulz](lulz.md)
 - [awesome](awesome.md)
-- [omgrofl](omgrofl.md) [esoteric language](esolang.md)
+- [omgrofl](omgrofl.md) [esoteric language](esolang.md)