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jokes.md

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 - Why does a [Ruby](ruby.md) hater dislike [gemini](gemini.md)? Because it has gem. { Thanks to my dear friend :D ~drummyfish }
 - Can [free software](free_software.md) lead to insanity? I don't know, but it can make you [GNU](gnu.md)ts.
 - Man sits on a toilet, taking a [shit](shit.md), he takes a piece of toilet paper, wipes sweat off of his face, then wipes his ass with it and goes away. The next day he does the same, he sits, takes a shit, wipes his face, wipes his ass, goes away. The third day he goes to the toilet, takes a shit, wipes his ass, wipes his face... oh shit :D { I came up with this when I was taking a shit. ~drummyfish }
-- Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
+- Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft.md) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
 - There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/, http://textfiles.com/humor/TAGLINES/quotes-1.txt and so on. Also on [wikiwikiweb](wikiwikiweb.md) under *CategoryJoke*, *ProgrammerLightBulbJokes*, also https://www.gnu.org/fun/ etc.
 - Hello, is this anonymous [pedophile](pedophilia.md) help hotline? Yes. My 8yo wants it real bad, will I give her better pleasure with oral or anal?
 - What do you call a [woman](woman.md) that made a computer explode just by typing on it? Normal.
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 - One of the great milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
 - An evil capitalist, good capitalist and [female](woman.md) genius walk in the park. A bee stings one of them. Who did it sting? The evil capitalists, the other two don't exist.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
-- Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semicoductor.md)).
+- Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semiconductor.md)).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
 - Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
 - the [downto](downto.md) operator
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 - How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
 - Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
 - An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
-- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
+- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at least until we're finished building them.
 - Vision is what capitalist claims to have had after making a correct guess.
-least until we're finished building them.
 - How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
 - Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
 - A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.