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# Bill Gate$
*"Some people are so poor that all they've got is money."*
*Can safely be [confused](often_confused.md) with [Hitler](hitler.md).*
William "Bill" Gaytes (28.10.1955 -- TODO) is a malevolent [mass murderer and rapist](entrepreneur.md) (i.e. [capitalist](capitalism.md)) who established and led the terrorist organization [Micro$oft](microsoft.md). He is one of the most rich and [evil](evil.md) individuals in [history](history.md) who took over the world by force establishing the [malware](malware.md) "[operating system](os.md)" [Window$](windows.md) as the common operating system, nowadays being dangerous especially by hiding behind his "charity organization" (see [charitywashing](charitywashing.md)) which has been widely criticized (see e.g. http://techrights.org/wiki/Gates_Foundation_Critique, even such mainstream media as [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) present the criticism) but which nevertheless makes him look as someone doing "public good" in the eyes of the naive brainless [NPC](npc.md) masses. His face looks like lemon from which someone sucked all the juice. The Church of [Emacs](emacs.md) call Gates the devil (https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html).
William "Bill" Gaytes (28.10.1955 -- TODO) is a malevolent [mass murderer and rapist](entrepreneur.md) (i.e. [capitalist](capitalism.md)) who established and led the terrorist organization [Micro$oft](microsoft.md). He is one of the most rich and [evil](evil.md) individuals in [history](history.md) who took over the world by force establishing the [malware](malware.md) "[operating system](os.md)" [Window$](windows.md) as the common operating system, nowadays being dangerous especially by hiding behind his "charity organization" (see [charitywashing](charitywashing.md)) which has been widely criticized (see e.g. http://techrights.org/wiki/Gates_Foundation_Critique, even such mainstream media as [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) present the criticism) but which nevertheless makes him look as someone doing "public good" in the eyes of the naive brainless [NPC](npc.md) masses. His face looks like a dry lemon from which someone squeezed all the juice. The Church of [Emacs](emacs.md) call Gates the devil (https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html). Bill Gates embodies the saying that some people are so poor that all they've got is money.
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*ASCII portrait of Bill Gaytes*
He is really [dumb](retard.md), only speaks one language and didn't even finish university. He also has no moral values, but that goes without saying for any rich businessman. He was owned pretty hard in [chess](chess.md) by Magnus Carlsen on some shitty TV show.
He is really [dumb](retard.md), only speaks one [language](human_language.md) and didn't even finish university. He also has no [moral](morality.md) values, but that goes without saying for any rich businessman. He was owned pretty hard in [chess](chess.md) by Magnus Carlsen on some shitty TV show.
When Bill was born, his father was just busy counting dollar bills, so he named him Bill. Bill was mentally [retarded](retard.md) as a child and as such had to attend a private school. He never really understood programming but with a below average intelligence he had a good shot at succeeding in [business](capitalism.md). Thanks to his family connections he got to Harvard where he met [Steve Ballmer](steve_ballmer.md). Later he dropped out of the school due to his low intelligence.