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--- a/fun.md
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@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ This is subjective AF, even within a single man this depends on day, hour and mo
 - [marble racing](marble_race.md)
 - [Netstalking](netstalking.md)
 - Checking out offensive domains like nigger.com, retard.edu etc.
+- [trolling](trolling.md)
 - [funny programming languages](esolang.md)
 - vandalizing [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md), LMAO take a look at this https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Vandal/How-to
 - hanging around with friends on the [Island](island.md)
--- a/jokes.md
+++ b/jokes.md
@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ Please do NOT post lame "big-bang-theory"/[9gag](9gag.md) jokes like *sudo make

 { Many of the jokes are original, some are shamelessly pulled from other sites and reworded. I don't believe [copyright](copyright.md) can apply if the expression of a joke is different, ideas can't be copyrighted. Also the exact origins of jokes are difficult to track so it's probably a kind of folklore. ~drummyfish }

+{ I would like to thank one anonymous friend who contributed to me many ideas for jokes here :D I usually modified them slightly. ~drummyfish }
+
 - [C++](cpp.md)
 - What's the worst kind of [lag](lag.md)? [Gulag](google.md).
 - Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
@ -16,13 +18,14 @@ Please do NOT post lame "big-bang-theory"/[9gag](9gag.md) jokes like *sudo make
 - How do you know a project is truly [LRS](lrs.md)? Its manifesto is longer than the program itself.
 - How do you know a project is truly [bloated](bloat.md)? Instructions on how to build it are longer than whole specification of a [suckless programming language](comun.md).
 - Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have an [operating system](os.md).
+- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
 - `alias bitch=sudo`
 - What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
 - a joke for minimalists:
 - When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
 - Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
 - There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/.
- Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating.
+- Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating (or giving us a middle finger).
 - 90% of statistics are fake.
 - When will they remove the *[touch](touch.md)* and *[kill](kill.md)* commands from [Unix](unix.md)? Probably when they rename *[man pages](man_page.md)* to *person pages*.
 - If [law](law.md) was viewed as a programming code, it would be historically the worst case of [bloated](bloat.md) [spaghetti code](spaghetti_code.md) littered with [magic constants](magic_constant.md), undefined symbols and dead code, which is additionally deployed silently and without any [testing](testing.md). Yet it's the most important algorithm of our society.
@ -32,15 +35,15 @@ Please do NOT post lame "big-bang-theory"/[9gag](9gag.md) jokes like *sudo make
 - [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
 - Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
 - What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million mistakes per second.
- After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over. { Thanks to a friend for this one :) ~drummyfish }
+- After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
 - Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
 - the [downto](downto.md) operator
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone. { Thanks to the mysterious friends. ~drummyfish }
- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md). { Again credit goes to my friend <3 ~drummyfish }
- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away. { Thanks to the friend again :D I modified it a bit. ~drummyfish }
+- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
+- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
+- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.

 ## See Also

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--- a/wiki_pages.md
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--- a/wiki_stats.md
+++ b/wiki_stats.md
@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 This is an autogenerated article holding stats about this wiki.

 - number of articles: 542
- number of commits: 668
- total size of all texts in bytes: 2807416
+- number of commits: 669
+- total size of all texts in bytes: 2807435

 longest articles:

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 latest changes:

 ```
+Date:   Mon Jan 29 23:38:34 2024 +0100
+backgammon.md
+capitalism.md
+cpu.md
+jokes.md
+programming_tips.md
+wiki_pages.md
+wiki_stats.md
 Date:   Mon Jan 29 01:48:12 2024 +0100
 capitalism.md
 collapse.md
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 wiki_pages.md
 wiki_stats.md
 Date:   Sat Jan 27 19:48:32 2024 +0100
-how_to.md
-jokes.md
-race.md
-wiki_pages.md
-wiki_stats.md
-Date:   Sat Jan 27 01:10:20 2024 +0100
-faq.md
-javascript.md
-programming.md
 ```

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