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- [marble racing](marble_race.md)
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- [Netstalking](netstalking.md)
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- Checking out offensive domains like nigger.com, retard.edu etc.
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- [trolling](trolling.md)
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- [funny programming languages](esolang.md)
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- vandalizing [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md), LMAO take a look at this https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Vandal/How-to
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- hanging around with friends on the [Island](island.md)
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{ Many of the jokes are original, some are shamelessly pulled from other sites and reworded. I don't believe [copyright](copyright.md) can apply if the expression of a joke is different, ideas can't be copyrighted. Also the exact origins of jokes are difficult to track so it's probably a kind of folklore. ~drummyfish }
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{ I would like to thank one anonymous friend who contributed to me many ideas for jokes here :D I usually modified them slightly. ~drummyfish }
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- [C++](cpp.md)
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- What's the worst kind of [lag](lag.md)? [Gulag](google.md).
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- Ingame chat: "What's the country in the middle of north Africa?" [{BANNED}](niger.md)
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- How do you know a project is truly [LRS](lrs.md)? Its manifesto is longer than the program itself.
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- How do you know a project is truly [bloated](bloat.md)? Instructions on how to build it are longer than whole specification of a [suckless programming language](comun.md).
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- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have an [operating system](os.md).
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- Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
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- `alias bitch=sudo`
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- What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
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- a joke for minimalists:
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- When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
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- Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
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- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/.
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- Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating.
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- Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating (or giving us a middle finger).
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- 90% of statistics are fake.
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- When will they remove the *[touch](touch.md)* and *[kill](kill.md)* commands from [Unix](unix.md)? Probably when they rename *[man pages](man_page.md)* to *person pages*.
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- If [law](law.md) was viewed as a programming code, it would be historically the worst case of [bloated](bloat.md) [spaghetti code](spaghetti_code.md) littered with [magic constants](magic_constant.md), undefined symbols and dead code, which is additionally deployed silently and without any [testing](testing.md). Yet it's the most important algorithm of our society.
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- [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
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- Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
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- What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million mistakes per second.
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- After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over. { Thanks to a friend for this one :) ~drummyfish }
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- After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
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- Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
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- `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
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- Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
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- the [downto](downto.md) operator
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- I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
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- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone. { Thanks to the mysterious friends. ~drummyfish }
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- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md). { Again credit goes to my friend <3 ~drummyfish }
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- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away. { Thanks to the friend again :D I modified it a bit. ~drummyfish }
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- Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
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- There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
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- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
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## See Also
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var link = document.createElement("a");
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link.href = thisPage + "?p=" + page + "&s=" + file;
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link.innerHTML = "~" + name + "~";
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var elem = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];
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elem.prepend(link);
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}
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req.response.toString().replaceAll(
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/(<a[^>]*href=\")([^\"]*\.html)\"/g,"$1" + thisPage + "?p=$2&s=" + style + "\"");
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var fl = document.getElementById("fancylink");
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var cl = document.getElementsByTagName('link')[0];
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cl.parentNode.removeChild(cl);
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var link = document.createElement("link");
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link.rel = "stylesheet";
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link.type = "text/css";
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link.media = "all";
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link.href = style;
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document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].prepend(link);
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var fl = document.getElementById("fancylink");
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fl.href = "index.html";
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fl.innerHTML = "chad version";
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placeCSS("unix","style_unix.css");
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placeCSS("fancy","style_fancy.css");
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placeCSS("plain","style.css");
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};
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var link = document.createElement("link");
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link.rel = "stylesheet";
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link.type = "text/css";
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link.media = "all";
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link.href = style;
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document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
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}
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/* Unix CSS that can optionally be used for the wiki. */
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body
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padding: 20px 40px 0;
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font-family: "Lucida Console", monospace;
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color: #0e0;
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margin: auto;
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background-color: #080808;
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text-align: justify;
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font-size: 16px;
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}
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h1:first-of-type:after
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{
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content: ": HAX0R edition";
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}
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b, strong, h1, h2, h3
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color: #ddd;
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h1, h2, h3
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background-color: #030;
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h1:before
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content: "# ";
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content: "## ";
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h3:before
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content: "### ";
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p
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em, i
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color: #888;
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font-style: normal;
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hr
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margin: 20px 0 20px;
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h1, h2, h3
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margin: 30px 0 10px;
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ul
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li
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pre
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a
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This is an autogenerated article holding stats about this wiki.
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- number of articles: 542
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- number of commits: 668
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- number of commits: 669
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longest articles:
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```
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Date: Mon Jan 29 23:38:34 2024 +0100
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backgammon.md
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capitalism.md
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cpu.md
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jokes.md
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programming_tips.md
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wiki_pages.md
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wiki_stats.md
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Date: Mon Jan 29 01:48:12 2024 +0100
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capitalism.md
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collapse.md
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Date: Sat Jan 27 19:48:32 2024 +0100
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how_to.md
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jokes.md
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race.md
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wiki_pages.md
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wiki_stats.md
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Date: Sat Jan 27 01:10:20 2024 +0100
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faq.md
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javascript.md
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programming.md
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```
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