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 # Homelessness
 
-Homelessness is the state of having no permanent residence such as a house, flat or other kind of accommodation. Homeless people are also called hobos. In our society this is usually due to losing the [capitalist](capitalism.md) game of self interest, becoming poor and no longer being able to afford a place to stay, and so homelessness is associated with poverty, poor health, depression etc. Nevertheless homelessness actually means [freedom](freedom.md), no longer having to care about anything, being able to travel freely, often not even having to be a [working slave](work.md) anymore, and so as a form of asceticism it is even voluntarily practiced by many based people. Imagine no bills, no insurance, no contracts, no mortgages, no headaches with property, no papers, no car maintenance, house maintenance, garden maintenance, no uncomfortable suits, no TV, not being tied to one place, not having to talk to idiots every day or having to attend family celebrations, not having to get up early and spend whole day stressed out and sucking someone's dick, no need to go sleep early so that next day you can start suffering again as soon as possible, no worry about being canceled, discredited, defamed, ... simply no [bullshit](bullshit.md), just a world for you to travel and observe, good things for you to do out of your free will. Yes, indeed, being homeless is recommended by [LRS](lrs.md).
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+Homelessness (sometimes also houselessness) is the state of having no permanent residence such as a house, flat or other kind of accommodation. Homeless people are colloquially called *hobos*. In our society one typically becomes homeless as a consequence of losing the [capitalist](capitalism.md) game of self interest and so becoming poor, unable to afford a place to stay, for which homelessness is further associated with poverty, poor health, [depression](depression.md) and other misfortune. Nonetheless homelessness actually means [freedom](freedom.md), no longer having to care about unimportant things with which a common [wage slave](work.md) is constantly preoccupied, being able to travel freely, not having to be a [slave](work.md) anymore, and thus as a form of asceticism this seemingly undesirable fate is in fact voluntarily chosen and practiced by the wisest among people. No more bills to pay, no more insurance or contracts, no crippling mortgages, headaches induced by managing property, no paper work, going insane from broken computers, car maintenance, house maintenance, garden maintenance, no more uncomfortable suits, suicide inducing TV [ads](marketing.md), no longer being chained to the place of work, not having to talk to idiots every day or attend annoying family celebrations, not having to get up early and spend whole day stressed out sucking dicks of the overlords, no need to take sleeping pills to fall asleep early so that the next day you can jump up with the sound of alarm clock to slave until exhaustion for a millionth time, no worry about being canceled, discredited, defamed, sued, ... no more [bullshit](bullshit.md), only a world awaiting you, traveling and observing, good things waiting to be done, out of your free will. Yes, indeed, being homeless is recommended by [LRS](lrs.md).
 
 ## Homeless Tips
 
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 - In shopping malls **food prices are lower late** in the evening, before closing hours, because they need to get rid of what's left, otherwise they have to throw it away. Also damaged packaging lowers the price of food -- sometimes there is a special corner with damaged cans etc., you want to get this.
 - **Fishing** can provide a food source unless you're a vegetarian (which you should be). Fishing pole is not needed, it's enough to make a net out of a t-shirt on a stick and take some small fish out of water.
 - In **fastfoods** and similar kinds of restaurants you may easily find free food people leave there; go there in the busiest hours (around lunch), well dressed and nice looking. There will likely be a long line -- pretend to stand there for a while, look around, then change your mind and turn around; as you're leaving, check out the area where people leave their dishes, many just leave some food on the plate because they were already full or their child didn't eat it or because it fell on the ground -- just slowly, calmly take it (maybe carry a shopping bag) and leave. Don't do it too often in the same place else they do something about it.
+- **Attending random weddings and other celebrations**: even many non-homeless people like to do this for fun, you will just need to look very good, i.e. have a suit, nice haircut, be shaved and smell good. This may be hard to achieve for a homeless guy but not impossible. Besides weddings you can try any other kind of gathering such as a funeral or graduation party or whatever, the only requirement is that there be many people so that no one can know everyone else at the same time. Plan ahead and make up some kind of quick identity and excuses if someone talks to you, you don't wanna improvise. It is incredible how people can sneak almost in any place if they just have the right clothes and confidently act as if they simply belong there. Weddings will have luxury food for everyone, just eat as much as you can (slowly, you don't want to get spotted), and at the end try to take more food with you under your clothes (if you get caught here, you already have a full stomach at least).
 - Early in the morning when it's still dark **when supplies arrive to small shops**, you might be able to quickly steal something from the truck when no one's around (just quickly "walk by" and take something under your jacket). You should observe their routine for a few days in order to be well prepared.
 - **Trash bins** may contain food that's still good. But double check it's really edible. Make sure to **check out trash behind supermarkets, shops and restaurants**, they may just throw away perfectly good food -- it might be good to also just ask them, they'll probably give you something rather than throwing it away.
 - **Drinkable water** can sometimes be found near sport and school playgrounds. And again also in publicly accessible toilets (may possibly be found in universities etc., but one must be well dressed).