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jokes.md

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 - Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semiconductor.md)).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
 - Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
-- [Java](java.md) is like Alzheimers -- starts slow and eventually takes away all your memory.
+- [Java](java.md) is like Alzheimers -- it starts slow and in some time takes away all your memory.
 - the [downto](downto.md) operator
 - My girlfriend just left me, she said it's because she thought I was a [pedophile](pedophilia.md). Those are some strong words for an eleven year old.
 - [Schizophrenia](schizo.md) beats being alone.
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 - What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.
 - [USA](usa.md) is the fastest progressing country in the world: it managed to jump from the uncivilized stage right to decadence without even going through the transitional stage of civilization.
 - Autocorrect is my worst enema.
+- If man speaks in the forest and there is no [woman](woman.md) around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 - Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
 - The new version of [Windows](windows.md) is going to be backdoor free! The backdoor will be free of charge.